How Ladies Phone Call Differ from Men’s Phone Call

Date: 09-03-2016 6:41 am (8 years ago) | Author: victor matthew
- at 9-03-2016 06:41 AM (8 years ago)
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Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are
u today?…
Mary: Am fine dear, I’ve
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I
will be expecting you sweet.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy
her drinks with
my money again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come
charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beerat..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON:
Girls are always nice to each other but they never
like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always have each other’s back.
TRUE or FALSE?

Posted: at 9-03-2016 06:41 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- samdove28 at 9-03-2016 09:26 AM (8 years ago)
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SERIOUSLY... NA TRUE TLK BE THIS.
Posted: at 9-03-2016 09:26 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 02:49 PM (8 years ago)
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True talk oooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 02:49 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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