Sarah: Hello babes-how are
u today?…
Mary: Am fine dear, I’ve
missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to
inform you that I will pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I
will be expecting you sweet.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy
her drinks with
my money again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey come
charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beerat..
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON:
Girls are always nice to each other but they never
like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always have each other’s back.
TRUE or FALSE?
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