Inglorious Bastard

Date: 28-01-2010 11:02 am (15 years ago) | Author: potential son
- at 28-01-2010 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’

Posted: at 28-01-2010 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- prettyb4eva at 28-01-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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lol he is impotent
Posted: at 28-01-2010 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 28-01-2010 02:28 PM (15 years ago)
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lol she is cheating
Posted: at 28-01-2010 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 28-01-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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seen b 4 but u try sha!
Posted: at 28-01-2010 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 28-01-2010 02:44 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 28-01-2010 02:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 29-01-2010 08:41 PM (15 years ago)
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Man wey no man enough and woman wey de sleep about..  Which kind life be this?
Posted: at 29-01-2010 08:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monasea at 30-01-2010 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 30-01-2010 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ishola1000 at 7-02-2010 12:44 AM (15 years ago)
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see wahala
Posted: at 7-02-2010 12:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 7-02-2010 01:54 AM (15 years ago)
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photocopy
Posted: at 7-02-2010 01:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennyibikunle at 7-02-2010 01:15 PM (15 years ago)
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[Grin.dat s funny one.bt can u fool a woman for a wk on daat.?no,i don t thk so.........  Grin
Posted: at 7-02-2010 01:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennyibikunle at 7-02-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin.dat's a funny one.but can someone pretends with a woman for just a wk?no,i don t thk so.
Posted: at 7-02-2010 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 8-02-2010 06:53 AM (15 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 8-02-2010 06:53 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 9-02-2010 04:55 AM (15 years ago)
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funii
Posted: at 9-02-2010 04:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 9-02-2010 11:07 AM (15 years ago)
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well this shit was posted b444444444444444444
Posted: at 9-02-2010 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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