Go forth and multiply

Date: 04-03-2010 11:34 am (15 years ago) | Author: Lee Diaxoul
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- at 4-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago)
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A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."

Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:37 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4, pls check next time b4 posting
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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ok Mr Don will to that next time
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:39 AM (15 years ago)
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tanx for ur compliance, now u may go forth and multiply
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago)
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sure i will go forth and multiply
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 4-03-2010 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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......
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago)
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take neossa and let see how will perform....
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 4-03-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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mr don!!1
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 11:57 AM (15 years ago)
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hey Mr Dull or is it Mr Don, i don't do guys am sorry, gals only.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:00 PM (15 years ago)
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and it seems u re not making much impression on the gals as well

as to the name or Dull or Don only goes to prove u re a product of UBE
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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well sorry to ask, (but i think i am entitled to ask questions where i dont understand) what is UBE? and neossha is a female who wish to become a male  so 1 can as well not classify neossha as a male so the wish can come 2 pass.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 4-03-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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newbie try to read be/4 u post
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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sure i did, but thanks anyway 4 reminding me how important is it to read the instructions b4 proceeding.
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:27 PM (15 years ago)
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well seems to be me u re not current Nigger, UBE means Universal Basic Education, do i have to explain further?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 4-03-2010 12:28 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTER nice joke


note: live neosha iim sure shes also not giving u a second thought. lol
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:32 PM (15 years ago)
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u want to give him first thought mistura?
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 4-03-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: diaxoul on  4-03-2010 11:34 AM
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
Na waoooooooooooh ....25 children frm one source....and is still counting
Activity within d V-shape has no metre
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diaxoul at 4-03-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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@ Mr Don, Thanks at least if i hear or see it somewhere else will be able to re- collect and even remember that Mr Don taught me.

@ Mistura, Thanks
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mistura at 4-03-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: MrDon on  4-03-2010 12:32 PM
u want to give him first thought mistura?

no sir
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 4-03-2010 12:41 PM (15 years ago)
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u can thank me, but Misture shld be left alone Kid, she is one of my wives
Posted: at 4-03-2010 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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