I will EAT all this shits!"

Date: 05-04-2010 3:58 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. " Madam, if I could not clean this up with... the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shits!" exclaimed the eager salesman very proudly. "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady.



14_Inches

Posted: at 5-04-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- cunems at 5-04-2010 10:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 5-04-2010 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- vantheo at 5-04-2010 10:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol.......nice one.
Posted: at 5-04-2010 10:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 5-04-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol.......nice one.
Posted: at 5-04-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Bazemaster at 6-04-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Guy u be real comedian
Posted: at 6-04-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-04-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- itmomoh at 6-04-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 6-04-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago)
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hissssssss
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 6-04-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b100
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 6-04-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Doshe on  6-04-2010 11:28 AM
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Doshe hw re u......
14 inches never pay attention 2 bad ass like Doshe nd size dey re bad news
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 6-04-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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old joke dictator
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 6-04-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on  6-04-2010 11:33 AM
Quote from: Doshe on  6-04-2010 11:28 AM
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Doshe hw re u......
14 inches never pay attention 2 bad ass like Doshe nd size dey re bad news

hang am o!
Posted: at 6-04-2010 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 7-04-2010 09:21 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 7-04-2010 09:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 7-04-2010 09:42 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
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