SIMPLE LOGIC

Date: 06-09-2008 9:11 pm (16 years ago) | Author: azeez akanni
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- at 6-09-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago)
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

The defendant smiled,
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

Posted: at 6-09-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- khadijah at 7-09-2008 12:35 AM (16 years ago)
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i love the way laws can be twisted....
Posted: at 7-09-2008 12:35 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- arzizhy at 7-09-2008 12:45 AM (16 years ago)
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yeah, funny thing about law
have you ever read the law is an ass?
you can actually sue your neighbour whose banana tree leaves fell into your compound.
but you can't be sued for eating of the banana if it grows to your compund
Posted: at 7-09-2008 12:45 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 7-09-2008 01:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: arzizhy on  7-09-2008 12:45 AM
yeah, funny thing about law
have you ever read the law is an ass?
you can actually sue your neighbour whose banana tree leaves fell into your compound.
but you can't be sued for eating of the banana if it grows to your compund
heard that story..al it takes is a smart lawyer...
Posted: at 7-09-2008 01:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babieada at 8-09-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-09-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- C-boy at 13-09-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Just heard this 2day. Damn! u r good. U really got me rolling all over

Posted: at 13-09-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- RealityDancer at 17-09-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL!
Posted: at 17-09-2008 10:21 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- neossha at 13-10-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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nyc
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago)
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mmmmmmm.... i like this....
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 13-10-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:04 PM
nyc

hw r doing girl

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 13-10-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago)
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i'm kooooooooooooooool....
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-10-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:28 PM
i'm kooooooooooooooool....

ok lets make it hot....s Grin

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-10-2009 04:30 PM
Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:28 PM
i'm kooooooooooooooool....

ok lets make it hot....s Grin
Huh? Huh? Huh?
can't you be cool as well coolguy... why you wanna make it hot....
hope you are not doing what am thinking?
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 13-10-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-10-2009 04:30 PM
Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:28 PM
i'm kooooooooooooooool....

ok lets make it hot....s Grin
k letz get started.............. Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 13-10-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:34 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-10-2009 04:30 PM
Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:28 PM
i'm kooooooooooooooool....

ok lets make it hot....s Grin
k letz get started.............. Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

just love the taste of that  french kissed


Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 13-10-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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@kris ......closed ya eyes now....... Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:34 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-10-2009 04:30 PM
Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:28 PM
i'm kooooooooooooooool....

ok lets make it hot....s Grin
k letz get started.............. Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
what are you guyz getting started with? Huh?
just.....2......sexy where you dey ooooo.... moderator... moderator....
you guyz shouldn't try that here..... moderator... moderator.... moderator... moderator....
ooooooooooooooohhhhhh.... Angry
make una no do anything ooo... Undecided
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-10-2009 04:40 PM
@kris ......closed ya eyes now....... Grin Grin Grin
for wetin now.... you guyz better get a room...
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 13-10-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 13-10-2009 04:42 PM
Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:34 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 13-10-2009 04:30 PM
Quote from: neossha on 13-10-2009 04:28 PM
i'm kooooooooooooooool....

ok lets make it hot....s Grin
k letz get started.............. Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
what are you guyz getting started with? Huh?
just.....2......sexy where you dey ooooo.... moderator... moderator....
you guyz shouldn't try that here..... moderator... moderator.... moderator... moderator....
ooooooooooooooohhhhhh.... Angry
make una no do anything ooo... Undecided
u're too late we've already gone far....lolz
@sweetie Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss :-*again.
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
oooooohhhhh, where dis our moderator go sef?
Posted: at 13-10-2009 04:49 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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