The facts of life

 thought this was funny, especially the last couple of lines.  ENJOY!

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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 OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ___________________________   
   HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________< /FONT>     
      LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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 DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.   
 SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT


HAVE A WONDERFUL  WEEKnd 4Rm SANYA01

Posted: at 29-04-2010 08:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

true talk

Posted: at 29-04-2010 10:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OK buscuit....

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:07 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

yea, and u re dumper for asking if am dump...

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

congrats Mr domp

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wateve

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

which A*#Ss?
anyway, i aint married YET

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

well i know how to handle them right....
@poster, yea i dont imagine u re married, no gal will be mad enough to fall for u na

Posted: at 29-04-2010 02:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i wonder ooohh   

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Posted: at 29-04-2010 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero