CAUGHT IN BED!!!

Date: 15-09-2008 2:38 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Kris
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- at 15-09-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago)
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"


Posted: at 15-09-2008 02:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- arzizhy at 15-09-2008 07:44 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
thats tight.
i guess she is going to sit up now
Posted: at 15-09-2008 07:44 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftjustice at 17-09-2008 02:12 PM (16 years ago)
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That is cool. It is a big lesson for all of us.
Posted: at 17-09-2008 02:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- nkayblack at 17-09-2008 04:18 PM (16 years ago)
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wic means the wife has been warmin up for a divorce since.

this shld kip her quite for sometime.

IT'S A BIG LESSON
Posted: at 17-09-2008 04:18 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- RealityDancer at 17-09-2008 10:10 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL! Hilarious!
Posted: at 17-09-2008 10:10 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- olahsupo at 21-09-2008 02:21 PM (16 years ago)
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Lol. nice 1
Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 21-09-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago)
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indeed .............lolllllllllllll

Posted: at 21-09-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- hiddenpearl at 22-09-2008 12:10 AM (16 years ago)
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LOL! If you ain't doing it, someone else will, huh? hahaha
Posted: at 22-09-2008 12:10 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ulu1 at 22-09-2008 10:39 AM (16 years ago)
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i like that
Posted: at 22-09-2008 10:39 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Queenk_4sure at 23-09-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago)
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c-boy,i feel uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,dt's a 9s 1
Posted: at 23-09-2008 05:55 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- smileagain at 23-09-2008 06:08 PM (16 years ago)
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that's funny.. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2008 06:08 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Queenk_4sure at 23-09-2008 06:31 PM (16 years ago)
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  C-boy,u are a funny guy,i like ur jokes,keep it up.cheers Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2008 06:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- khadijah at 24-09-2008 02:04 AM (16 years ago)
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it so sad when some men consider themselves as an object when its time to cheat..i can imagine the outburst if it were onn normal grounds.....lol...funny though
Posted: at 24-09-2008 02:04 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Peter007 at 25-09-2008 05:39 PM (16 years ago)
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nice one.....u try Wink

Posted: at 25-09-2008 05:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- cyndi3 at 26-09-2008 08:48 AM (16 years ago)
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Cool! Grin
Posted: at 26-09-2008 08:48 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Littleking at 26-09-2008 10:38 PM (16 years ago)
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GUD HUSBAND,AFTERALL SHE DOESNT KNOW D WORTH
Posted: at 26-09-2008 10:38 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:59 PM (16 years ago)
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really nice.........

Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 7-11-2008 06:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Tight Joke.
Pretty cool
Posted: at 7-11-2008 06:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 7-11-2008 10:25 PM (16 years ago)
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No excuses, he was just an idiotic cheat.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago)
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since the wife no dey use am, e no want make the thing waste na. abi no be so? Grin
Posted: at 8-11-2008 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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