Barber's shop

Date: 08-10-2008 11:09 am (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 8-10-2008 11:09 AM (15 years ago)
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.


A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.


A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only."The guy left.



The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor,
follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he
has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".


A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill
looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- frenzeecool_08 at 8-10-2008 07:08 PM (15 years ago)
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poor, unlucky barber, must have suffered alot from the hands of that callous, and reckless man. Bill is also guilty for not fighting the barber's cause
Posted: at 8-10-2008 07:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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men if i catch am ba en olorun i go beans am.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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stop digging shit nah
Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 17-11-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago)
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nyc joke sha....
Posted: at 17-11-2009 10:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 17-11-2009 10:58 AM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Smiley
Posted: at 17-11-2009 10:58 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 17-11-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:45 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kemoprosper at 17-11-2009 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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humm d man na stupid guy!!!
Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 17-11-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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how u know say him stupid
Posted: at 17-11-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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See question
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 17-11-2009 12:23 PM (14 years ago)
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just imagine
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2009 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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