Two weeks before christmas

Date: 30-10-2010 3:51 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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- at 30-10-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Two weeks before Xmas, a woman hears a knock on the door. She opens the door, but sees nobody. Just as she's shutting the door, she looks down and spots a snail. The snail looks at her and says. "Can you spare some food to get me through Christmas please, anything will help, lettuce leaf, cabbage leaf, any bit of veggie leaf or stalks."

The woman disappears inside and the snail mentally rubs his hands, metaphorically speaking. She comes back with a broom, shouts "piss off!" and sweeps the snail into the bushes.

Christmas came and went, life moved on and two weeks after Easter, the woman hears a knock at the door. Nothing there, looks down and sees the snail looking up at her. It says. "That wasn't very charitable now, was it?"

Posted: at 30-10-2010 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Selu at 30-10-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago)
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What is this, please educate me.
Posted: at 30-10-2010 03:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dgirle at 30-10-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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"What is this, please educate me."


is ur sense of humor that dead. Wink
Posted: at 30-10-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- goodman1 at 30-10-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Pretty baseless and dry or is there something I am missing???
Posted: at 30-10-2010 06:24 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 30-10-2010 06:40 PM (14 years ago)
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thinkless post
Posted: at 30-10-2010 06:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Moshaden4real at 30-10-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dgirle on 30-10-2010 05:48 PM
"What is this, please educate me."


is ur sense of humor that dead. Wink
Ask am oooh
Posted: at 30-10-2010 06:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Moshaden4real at 30-10-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: goodman1 on 30-10-2010 06:24 PM
Pretty baseless and dry or is there something I am missing???
Na me u dey ask?
Posted: at 30-10-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 1-11-2010 01:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dgirle on 30-10-2010 05:48 PM
"What is this, please educate me."


is ur sense of humor that dead. Wink
with ur first post..u are this rude,what will happen when u turn upcoming..
Posted: at 1-11-2010 01:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 1-11-2010 04:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Moshaden4real BOY TRY MAKE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Posted: at 1-11-2010 04:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AskGod at 1-11-2010 04:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Moshaden4real BOY TRY MAKE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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- stranz at 1-11-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago)
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not understandable
Posted: at 1-11-2010 11:23 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 1-11-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-11-2010 01:06 AM
Quote from: dgirle on 30-10-2010 05:48 PM
"What is this, please educate me."


is ur sense of humor that dead. Wink
with ur first post..u are this rude,what will happen when u turn upcoming..
he will be ruder
and when he will be naijapal addict, he will be ruddest. lol Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 1-11-2010 01:19 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 1-11-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stranz on  1-11-2010 11:23 AM
not understandable

yea it is undersitable Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-11-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Selu at 1-11-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 30-10-2010 06:45 PM
Quote from: goodman1 on 30-10-2010 06:24 PM
Pretty baseless and dry or is there something I am missing???
Na me u dey ask?


Poster i asked for expatiation on ur post, if u have any let me know but if not; U are not gud at it.
Posted: at 1-11-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MacDaniel at 1-11-2010 07:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 30-10-2010 06:40 PM
thinkless post

strong english

the woman was rather rude......
thats nigeria for u
Posted: at 1-11-2010 07:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dgirle at 8-02-2011 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: AskGod on  1-11-2010 04:07 AM
Moshaden4real BOY TRY MAKE SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


dnt take it P. its jst a comment nd its nt rude. Why dnt u nigerians know hw to answer questions.
 Tongue
Posted: at 8-02-2011 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 8-02-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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who u be self?
oya introduce urself Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 8-02-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-02-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
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sincerely this is a foolish joke
Posted: at 8-02-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 8-02-2011 04:24 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on  8-02-2011 04:20 PM
who u be self?
oya introduce urself Angry Angry Angry

Him na foreign monkey Grin Grin Grin,
from zimbabwe Cheesy
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- mrtinajeff at 8-02-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago)
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na ur mama be that!!
Posted: at 8-02-2011 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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