Blind...

Date: 14-11-2010 10:05 am (14 years ago) | Author: tomfrank uketui
- at 14-11-2010 10:05 AM (14 years ago)
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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality
controller at the local wood mill. The manager
calls the blind man into his office and asks him
how he expected to do this job since he was
blind. The blind man replied he would do it by
smell. The manager decides to test him and places
a piece of wood in front of him. The manager
asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind
man replies, "That’s a good piece of fir."
"Correct,” says the manager, “now try this one."
"That’s a bad piece of willow," says the blind
man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on
the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up
her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans
face. "I'm confused,” says the blind man, “can
you turn it around?" The secretary turns around
and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says,
"Oh, you’re trying to fool me! But I know exactly
what kind of wood that is. It’s the shit house
door off a tuna boat!"

Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:05 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 10:38 AM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 14-11-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 14-11-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago)
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really?
Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:55 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 14-11-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny jare
lol
Posted: at 14-11-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 30-12-2010 06:05 AM (14 years ago)
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yes oooooo
 Grin
Posted: at 30-12-2010 06:05 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 30-12-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 30-12-2010 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 2-01-2011 08:57 AM (14 years ago)
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why u dey vex?

oya smile  Sad
Posted: at 2-01-2011 08:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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