Welcome on Board

Date: 01-12-2010 11:31 am (14 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
- at 1-12-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago)
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
 

Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 1-12-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago)
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ok, crawling
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-12-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago)
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hehe dat 1 na die b dat.
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 1-12-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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ok..Cabin Crew ....... Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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i no understand.
abeg explain 4me
Posted: at 2-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago)
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I jump am pass.o
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 3-12-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago)
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lol............ wickedness!
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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