There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu).
He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7 subjects. Before the exams, he usually read from 7a.m to 7 p.m.
When his results came out, he had P7 in all the 7 subjects. He promptly fainted and was rushed to the 7th Day Adventist Hospital where he was admitted into ward 7 and assigned the 7th bed. He remained unconscious for 7 days.
While on admission at the Hospital, his mother bought a car, which was numbered OG 7777GGG. When he saw the car plate number, he fainted again making it the 7th time he had fainted.
On July 7, 7 years ago, he had fainted at 7 o'clock when he heard that the lady he impregnated gave birth to a baby with 7 fingers on each hand.
He finally died some 7 hours ago due to the 7th injection he refused to take.
Posted: at 6-12-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago) (m)
this is the 7th time im reading this joke but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke huh? pls come again
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
solid_solid at 7-12-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 7-12-2010 01:34 PM
this is the 7th time im reading this joke but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke huh? pls come again
even me i am just coming back from 7 top hotel with ur 7th daugter .... we have been there since 7 o'clock am
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kasiemobi at 7-12-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) (m)
u don contact 7 stds
Quote from: solid_solid on 7-12-2010 01:40 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 7-12-2010 01:34 PM
this is the 7th time im reading this joke but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke huh? pls come again
even me i am just coming back from 7 top hotel with ur 7th daugter .... we have been there since 7 o'clock am
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 7-12-2010 11:45 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 7-12-2010 01:34 PM
this is the 7th time im reading this joke but i did not get what u said in the 7th word of the 7th sentence in the 7th paragraph of the 7th page of the 7th joke huh? pls come again
omg!u forgot i saw u on the 7/07/2007 revising the 7th comandment which u said u have revised 7 times at exactly 7am when ur sista bought 7 create of 7up.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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