hmmmmmmm laugh it off

Date: 11-01-2011 11:08 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Mumuni Samandi
- at 11-01-2011 11:08 PM (14 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 11-01-2011 11:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 11-01-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago)
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again?

Posted: at 11-01-2011 11:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- franklly at 12-01-2011 02:52 AM (14 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 12-01-2011 02:52 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- thom at 12-01-2011 04:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 11-01-2011 11:46 PM
again?
Again what?
Posted: at 12-01-2011 04:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 12-01-2011 07:28 AM (14 years ago)
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he posted the joke more than twice and d joke has been pb4.

Posted: at 12-01-2011 07:28 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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this na Ali ans Simbi joke nah
ee don tey wey we dey hear am Shocked

Posted: at 12-01-2011 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 12-01-2011 09:40 AM (14 years ago)
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ok but na ur bros

Posted: at 12-01-2011 09:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-01-2011 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ehn,
na bad thing if na my bros?

Posted: at 12-01-2011 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 12-01-2011 01:04 PM (14 years ago)
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nooo!
Just dat he displayed his craze skills na im i come knw say na ur bros

Posted: at 12-01-2011 01:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-01-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(

Posted: at 12-01-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 12-01-2011 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-01-2011 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 12-01-2011 07:18 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-01-2011 07:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- belogh at 12-01-2011 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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That is good guys continue these commends they me all of us laugh much more than the jokes posted...... so bravo to all those who posted a  comment
Posted: at 12-01-2011 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 12-01-2011 10:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: belogh on 12-01-2011 09:50 PM
That is good guys continue these commends they me all of us laugh much more than the jokes posted...... so bravo to all those who posted a  comment
hhhmmm! bros
Posted: at 12-01-2011 10:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-01-2011 08:08 AM (14 years ago)
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jtjtgamj?

Posted: at 13-01-2011 08:08 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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