CANCER

Date: 12-02-2011 1:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Obiageli
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- at 12-02-2011 01:01 PM (14 years ago)
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A Naija man named Okoro went to his doctor after a long illness.

The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Okoro in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live."

Okoro was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There, he saw his son who had been waiting. Okoro said, "Well son, we Naija's celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer, and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."

After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Okoro's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. Okoro told them that the Naija's celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS."

The friends gave Okoro their condolences, and they had a couple more beers.

After his friends left, Okoro's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad. I though you said that you
were dying from cancer??? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"

Okoro said, "I am dying of cancer, son. I just don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."

Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- omotoyosolabisi at 12-02-2011 01:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

na uu be 9ce Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?  wey u just dey photocopy Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 12-02-2011 01:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 12-02-2011 01:06 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

na uu be 9ce Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?  wey u just dey photocopy Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

na all be ds tym all xerox na...even human being na copy....
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 12-02-2011 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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u try...........
Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-02-2011 10:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Wink Cheesy Cheesy Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 13-02-2011 12:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 12-02-2011 10:42 PM
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-02-2011 12:45 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 13-02-2011 12:46 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 12-02-2011 01:17 PM
u try...........

yeah i did try...
Posted: at 13-02-2011 12:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-02-2011 01:09 AM (14 years ago)
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cool but p
Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 13-02-2011 02:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 13-02-2011 01:09 AM
cool but p
i go help u complete am
cool but pb4
Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 13-02-2011 02:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 13-02-2011 02:37 AM
Quote from: terryworld on 13-02-2011 01:09 AM
cool but p
i go help u complete am
cool but pb4
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:38 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-02-2011 02:43 AM (14 years ago)
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@dacutest,i tell u na wetin i wan write?abi u be secretary?
Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:43 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 13-02-2011 02:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 13-02-2011 02:43 AM
@dacutest,i tell u na wetin i wan write?abi u be secretary?


she is the most gorgeous one! i dey tell u! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:47 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 13-02-2011 02:53 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm ok but i thought otherwise
Posted: at 13-02-2011 02:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 13-02-2011 07:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 13-02-2011 12:46 AM
Quote from: giftmurphy on 12-02-2011 01:17 PM
u try...........

yeah i did try...
i know
Posted: at 13-02-2011 07:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 13-02-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 13-02-2011 09:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 13-02-2011 12:45 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 12-02-2011 10:42 PM
:o :o :o ;D ;) :D :D :P :-[ :-X :-X
??? ??? ??? ??? ???


wetin????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted: at 17-02-2011 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 17-02-2011 04:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-02-2011 03:58 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 13-02-2011 12:45 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 12-02-2011 10:42 PM
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Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?


wetin?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???

sky sky.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 19-02-2011 08:32 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
u dey feel me abi?
Posted: at 19-02-2011 08:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 19-02-2011 08:43 PM (14 years ago)
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na who dey feel u?
Na only mad woman i knw wey dey feel u so no even tink about am
Posted: at 19-02-2011 08:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sixtyhoneyy at 19-02-2011 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2011 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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