CROSSING THE SEA OF GALLILEE

Date: 19-11-2008 9:22 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 19-11-2008 09:22 PM (16 years ago)
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An Igbo man went to holy land and visited the Sea of Galilee. When asked to take a boat, he asked how much?
“$500” said the boatman.
“Chineke!” screamed the Igbo man
“'No wonder Jesus walked on water!

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- m121249 at 19-11-2008 10:39 PM (16 years ago)
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emmmmmmmmmmm dey reeeson y em nu wan pay na say e 2 cost
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:39 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 20-11-2008 04:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Funny... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 04:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:39 AM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-11-2008 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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Ahhhhhhh... Hahahaha...Huh Huhhuh...Very funny...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 20-11-2008 10:33 AM (16 years ago)
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funnie
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 10:51 AM (16 years ago)
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old joke! even if u try to modify am na still the same thing. I no even smile
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:51 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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b4 you sidon (sit down) for chair like who im babe run leave. i pity you  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago)
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person dey tell u beta thing u dey open that thing wey u call mouth dey yan opata. U no see say d wey i siddon na efezi. Na people wey get rest of mind dey relax like this
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:00 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 20-11-2008 11:00 AM
person dey tell u beta thing u dey open that thing wey u call mouth dey yan opata. U no see say d wey i siddon na efezi. Na people wey get rest of mind dey relax like this
who dey deceive you? i dey suspect say na person picture you borrow put for there
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 11:18 AM (16 years ago)
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U wey e be say na animal pic u put nko, abi u be alien
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:18 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 20-11-2008 11:23 AM (16 years ago)
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Jboy & rezi... make una dey fire up... Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:23 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 11:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 11:23 AM
Jboy & rezi... make una dey fire up... Grin

Na rezi get problem o, if im phyuk up and person dey advise am e go wan prove strong head
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:30 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 20-11-2008 11:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 11:23 AM
Jboy & rezi... make una dey fire up... Grin

Yeah baby...I rest my case..rezi will retire soo..I bet he is playing his last match in the premiershi and Jboy4.is just warming up to start the season...But as for rezimero...Originality settles it all he is still the Agbalagbi...yeah Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 1-12-2008 10:31 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 1-12-2008 10:31 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 02:04 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 19-11-2008 09:22 PM
An Igbo man went to holy land and visited the Sea of Galilee. When asked to take a boat, he asked how much?
“$500” said the boatman.
“Chineke!” screamed the Igbo man
“'No wonder Jesus walked on water!


no be small tin oh

Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:04 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lovemar at 2-12-2008 09:17 AM (16 years ago)
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Not igbo man no dey calculate. Nice one rezimero
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:17 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: lovemar on  2-12-2008 09:17 AM
Not igbo man no dey calculate. Nice one rezimero
thanx
Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovemar at 2-12-2008 11:15 AM (16 years ago)
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U are welcome
Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: lovemar on  2-12-2008 11:15 AM
U are welcome
thanx for welcoming me Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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