Who's child?

Date: 11-03-2011 2:37 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Lydia Anudja
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- at 11-03-2011 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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A guy went up to his father saying:

"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!
"Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son,but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a couple of months later ...

Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father: That's great son. Who is it?

Son: It's Angela, The other neighbour's daughter.

Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.

Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father! The mother hugs him affectionately and says:

"My love, you can date whoever you want. He isn't your father".
GBAM!!!

Posted: at 11-03-2011 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- e-love at 11-03-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Na dem know
Posted: at 11-03-2011 02:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dollymacy at 11-03-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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i c. wetin woman go cause 4 dis small world they no go fit carry am.
Posted: at 11-03-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 11-03-2011 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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case settled Grin
Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-03-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
Na so you see am abi?
Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Sheree at 11-03-2011 03:12 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin u wan make I talk put Huh?

the man tink say e dey smart, no be so Huh?
Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ejisluv2 at 11-03-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin funny...
Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 11-03-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmm their two dey play away match............
Posted: at 11-03-2011 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 11-03-2011 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Players in d pitch
Posted: at 11-03-2011 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 11-03-2011 09:38 PM (14 years ago)
termite in termite-hill 
Posted: at 11-03-2011 09:38 PM (14 years ago) |
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- terryworld at 12-03-2011 03:47 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 12-03-2011 03:47 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 05:04 AM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 12-03-2011 05:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 12-03-2011 11:51 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 11:51 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 12-03-2011 11:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dollymacy on 11-03-2011 02:54 PM
i c. wetin woman go cause 4 dis small world they no go fit carry am.
No bi woman cos d one wey dey ground now! na man cos am lol
Posted: at 12-03-2011 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 12-03-2011 11:56 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 12-03-2011 11:54 AM
make i catch u
u go tell me if no be woman cos am
how? abeg go sleep... u need some rest lol
Posted: at 12-03-2011 11:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 12-03-2011 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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truly he need some rest 
Posted: at 12-03-2011 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 12-03-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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see face
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 12-03-2011 12:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 12-03-2011 11:59 AM
truly he need some rest 
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 12-03-2011 12:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 12-03-2011 11:59 AM
truly he need some rest 
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 12-03-2011 12:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: lanudja on 12-03-2011 12:31 PM
Quote from: solid_solid on 12-03-2011 11:59 AM
truly he need some rest 

Posted: at 12-03-2011 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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