An Easter Prayer

Date: 24-04-2011 12:39 pm (14 years ago) | Author: yuki agho
- at 24-04-2011 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


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Posted: at 24-04-2011 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- yukicares4u at 24-04-2011 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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lmaooooooooooooooo....hpy easter y'all
Posted: at 24-04-2011 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- soljurn16 at 24-04-2011 12:50 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster,u neva cease to amaze me.., God tel u say im dey find people wey kill im son??? As a mata of fact Africans are also guilty in some ways,blood shed,polygamy (not chronic),back bitting,lying,greed (most especially our leaders),idolatry,witchcrafty..., just a few to mention..., so?
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- yukicares4u at 24-04-2011 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: soljurn16 on 24-04-2011 12:50 PM
@poster,u neva cease to amaze me.., God tel u say im dey find people wey kill im son??? As a mata of fact Africans are also guilty in some ways,blood shed,polygamy (not chronic),back bitting,lying,greed (most especially our leaders),idolatry,witchcrafty..., just a few to mention..., so?
U dis guy...dnt u ve any sense of humaor at all...its just a joke n dats all ok!
Posted: at 24-04-2011 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 24-04-2011 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


Lol




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Posted: at 24-04-2011 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- yukicares4u at 24-04-2011 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:32 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


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LOL  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohho  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
DK....hahahahaha...u gat sense of humor jare...unlike sm pple...hpy easter 2 u.
Posted: at 24-04-2011 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 24-04-2011 01:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 01:40 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:32 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


Lol




LOL  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohho  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
DK....hahahahaha...u gat sense of humor jare...unlike sm pple...hpy easter 2 u.



Happy Easter to you !! Hope y're enjoying the weekend as well. hugsssssssss  Smiley

Posted: at 24-04-2011 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- yukicares4u at 24-04-2011 01:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:42 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 01:40 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:32 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


Lol




LOL  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohho  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
DK....hahahahaha...u gat sense of humor jare...unlike sm pple...hpy easter 2 u.



Happy Easter to you !! Hope y're enjoying the weekend as well. hugsssssssss  Smiley
Oh yes...thx...n u enjoy the rest of the day dude  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cool
Posted: at 24-04-2011 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 24-04-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 01:46 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:42 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 01:40 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:32 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


Lol




LOL  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohho  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
DK....hahahahaha...u gat sense of humor jare...unlike sm pple...hpy easter 2 u.



Happy Easter to you !! Hope y're enjoying the weekend as well. hugsssssssss  Smiley
Oh yes...thx...n u enjoy the rest of the day dude  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cool


Thnx alot beautiful Yukidatcares4me  Wink Cheesy , You too, enjoy and remember to remain the chicken bones for the dogs and say a prayer on the bones before given to the dogs, they need blessings and wishes as well  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 24-04-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- yukicares4u at 24-04-2011 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:52 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 01:46 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:42 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 01:40 PM
Quote from: dirtykid on 24-04-2011 01:32 PM
Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


Lol




LOL  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohho  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
DK....hahahahaha...u gat sense of humor jare...unlike sm pple...hpy easter 2 u.



Happy Easter to you !! Hope y're enjoying the weekend as well. hugsssssssss  Smiley
Oh yes...thx...n u enjoy the rest of the day dude  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cool


Thnx alot beautiful Yukidatcares4me  Wink Cheesy , You too, enjoy and remember to remain the chicken bones for the dogs and say a prayer on the bones before given to the dogs, they need blessings and wishes as well  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
hahahaha DK sure will...u funny dude...lwkmd Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-04-2011 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Youngstoriez at 24-04-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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...nah nah....u got it all worng there @poster.....i can perfectly do and be successful without whites....!! anyways......Thank you twenty times.....Naija shall reach its peak of successs...for a long lasting forever IJN!
Posted: at 24-04-2011 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 24-04-2011 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Yuki am loving your version to this prayer...I've another version it tho Grin
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- frayobkk at 24-04-2011 05:35 PM (14 years ago)
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To all my pals and all NP happy easther ,i pray we all will have account in swiz bank Amen

Posted: at 24-04-2011 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 7-04-2012 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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poster u made me proud, awa hand no dey,  na hear we hearam, chineke God abeg bless awa day.
 Happy Easter all......
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- Adikpe at 7-04-2012 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: yukicares4u on 24-04-2011 12:39 PM
May the Almighty bless you all! Eternal God, we put our faces on the ground before you today as we beg you to forgive our sins, even though, we black people, haven’t sinned. I’m saying this because we are not the ones who killed your only son Jesus Christ, white people did!

As you know even better than we do, he was betrayed by a white man, they handed him over to another white man who ordered him to be whipped! Moreover, these same white people ordered him to be crucified! The traitor was called Judas Iscariot. You can check this out, we don’t have names like Iscariot here in Nigeria, we are called: Ikenna, Emem, Yakubu, Achebe, Odige, Ada, Sade, Sola, Halima, Idara, Chidi, Hassana, Nana, Taiwo, Nnamdi, Shehu, Osaro, Funke, Chidera, Danjuma, Doyinsola, Aloaye, etc...

We have no clue where is the Golgotha (that’s the place where they crucified your beloved son), we just know how to go from Lagos to Kaduna to Abuja to Ibadan to Enugu to Maidugiri and come back. We’ve never been to any of the holy cities in the Bible, therefore we can’t possibly be implicated in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you don’t believe us, please watch the movie “The Passion of the Christ”, and you will see for yourself that no black person, let alone an African or a Nigerian took part to that sad event.

This is why we beg you , O Lord Almighty, please make black people rich at long last and let white people work for them for a change!
Amen


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AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-04-2012 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Beauti4 at 7-04-2012 08:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Oh mine...I never see this one oo.... Grin Grin Grin

Happy Easter to everyone.
Posted: at 7-04-2012 08:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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