Things Men Can Do That Women Cannot

Date: 27-05-2011 3:26 pm (12 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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- at 27-05-2011 03:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 PICTURE 1 : Call it mankind, humankind or peoplekind, we have fertilized history. Yes, our swimmers are under siege from early scientific studies that show women can create sperm from their own bone marrow. And of course, studies are also underway to grow babies out of the womb. Are these studies headed by lesbians? Anyway, until our offspring are named 1765A and 1766B, our tadpoles will continue to hit the target. 


PICTURE 2: Sorry ladies, all your creams, moisturizers and youth-in-a-bottle remedies have nothing on us. Our male hormones give us thicker skin, which means we get fewer wrinkles and our skin stays younger longer. While women have Joan Rivers to look forward to, we have old age well men like this man in the picture. Well, we'll just count him as a genetic anomaly.


 


Posted: at 27-05-2011 03:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- xena15 at 27-05-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok,i don hear

Posted: at 27-05-2011 03:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 27-05-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Acceptibility  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-05-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ibrutex at 27-05-2011 04:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Reinforcement  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes

Posted: at 27-05-2011 04:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 27-05-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Absolutelycardo

Posted: at 27-05-2011 04:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- frayobkk at 27-05-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  am still thinking

Posted: at 27-05-2011 04:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 27-05-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: frayobkk on 27-05-2011 04:18 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  am still thinking


What thinking? which part puts you in doubt one of pack of sperm or the old age

Posted: at 27-05-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 27-05-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Good of yu , we supersede them

Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 27-05-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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No b small thing  Grin Grin We continue firing  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 27-05-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Can u see those sperm swim in with supersonic speed
 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- preciouslyme at 28-05-2011 02:17 AM (12 years ago)
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see una lol  Grin Grin Grin with all that sperm you still need us, lol otherwise your sperm is still USELESS Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 28-05-2011 02:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 28-05-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: preciouslyme on 28-05-2011 02:17 AM
see una lol  Grin Grin Grin with all that sperm you still need us, lol otherwise your sperm is still USELESS Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

We can make use of our own sperm to get pregnant

Posted: at 28-05-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 28-05-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago)
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m tryin to understand so i av to read it again............brb...........
Posted: at 28-05-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 28-05-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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gift we (men) are more valuable than women

Posted: at 28-05-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 28-05-2011 07:54 PM (12 years ago)
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wha said it?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??r u xplainin to me or???
Posted: at 28-05-2011 07:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- frayobkk at 28-05-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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maybe

Posted: at 28-05-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 28-05-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-05-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Michro at 28-05-2011 10:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
chaos!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 28-05-2011 10:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 28-05-2011 10:59 PM (12 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 28-05-2011 10:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- preciouslyme at 28-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 28-05-2011 10:18 AM
Quote from: preciouslyme on 28-05-2011 02:17 AM
see una lol  Grin Grin Grin with all that sperm you still need us, lol otherwise your sperm is still USELESS Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

We can make use of our own sperm to get pregnant

your sperm is useless without our eggs Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 28-05-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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