Click and Read with ur tongue not ur eyes ,

Date: 15-03-2012 1:08 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ

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soki4real at 15-03-2012 01:08 PM (12 years ago)

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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the
world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.

After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road,
the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're
roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get
ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's
bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's
penis.

"Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?"

"Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?"
she asks.

"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says,
"Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting
you?"

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

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Posted: at 15-03-2012 01:08 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 15-03-2012 02:12 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 15-03-2012 02:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

at 15-03-2012 09:57 PM (12 years ago)

poster after roping make you no forget to unrop

Posted: at 15-03-2012 09:57 PM (12 years ago) \|

4kasibe247 at 15-03-2012 10:04 PM (12 years ago)

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rope pass rope Grin

Posted: at 15-03-2012 10:04 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

soki4real at 16-03-2012 12:17 AM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: emejuru on 15-03-2012 09:57 PM

poster after roping make you no forget to unrop

Lol , how things

Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:17 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

at 16-03-2012 01:35 AM (12 years ago)

All is fine ,am sure is well with you too Wink

Posted: at 16-03-2012 01:35 AM (12 years ago) \|

Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 05:27 AM (12 years ago)

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okies na since you need my website here is it www.shydaimma.....Dat's oll
wait!!!!!! dat's oll

Posted: at 16-03-2012 05:27 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

jossy4reall at 16-03-2012 06:40 AM (12 years ago)

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hmm.....naughty psoter
gud1 shaa Cheesy

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 16-03-2012 06:40 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

at 16-03-2012 11:25 AM (12 years ago)

true talk

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:25 AM (12 years ago) \|

Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago)

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okies na since you need my website here is it www.shydaimma.....Dat's oll
wait!!!!!! dat's oll

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:37 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

soki4real at 16-03-2012 11:41 AM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: emejuru on 16-03-2012 01:35 AM

All is fine ,am sure is well with you too Wink

i dey fine bro

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:41 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

at 16-03-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago)

I can feel it , great man .

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago) \|

ANELEEVEREST at 16-03-2012 11:49 AM (12 years ago)

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i pity u posters na bad joke ona go laugh

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:49 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

at 16-03-2012 11:51 AM (12 years ago)

ayaaa

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:51 AM (12 years ago) \|

ANELEEVEREST at 16-03-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago)

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ayaaa for u ba

Posted: at 16-03-2012 11:54 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

at 16-03-2012 12:49 PM (12 years ago)

specially for you, you really deserve more Eyaaaahhh

Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:49 PM (12 years ago) \|

Shydaimma at 16-03-2012 12:56 PM (12 years ago)

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okies na since you need my website here is it www.shydaimma.....Dat's oll
wait!!!!!! dat's oll

Posted: at 16-03-2012 12:56 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

at 16-03-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago)

Posted: at 16-03-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) \|

soki4real at 17-03-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 17-03-2012 01:05 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

at 17-03-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago)

huuuuuuu

Posted: at 17-03-2012 02:01 PM (12 years ago) \|

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