EMMANUELLA01 at 27-03-2012 05:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Guys to be realistic 2day has been a wonderful day in my life. I got to a forum and stated laughing till i forgot to responds to necessary mails in the office. but thank God, i did. one of the guys share an experience that was so funny and similar to what happen to my friend.
kindly read and also share yours
By born2 when I was 10 yrs,went to spend holiday with bachelor uncle in ogudu .the house was face me I face you,my uncle room is third to the last room and their was a dog in that compound that I avoid because I was a visitor and was warned by my uncle,I don't like going out cos of this dog and held poo and urine for long until the dog left to play out of compound before I can go to toilet,one day, I open our door and peep around to watched if the dog was around but I didn't see anything,I was so joyful and said I will be going to play outside today, as I was rejoicing around 6 pm and going out,I never knew the dog was lying asleep at edge outside the passage,immediately I saw the dog,I ran back and the dog chase me immediately,I try to target my uncle door ,I end up forcing another neighbour door open by mistake and shut it immediate,they were husband wive being intimate live, the woman quickly tie wrapper and the husband quickly put on boxer,they said what happened, I shout Dog!Dog!!,the man was mad at me,he did everything to force me out but I hold the bed tight for fear of the Dog outside,the man quickly open and try to chase the Dog but I insist,not going out until they called my Uncle,my uncle took me back to my Dad the next day straight,I swear to God
Posted: at 27-03-2012 05:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
EMMANUELLA01 at 27-03-2012 05:45 PM (13 years ago) (m)
waiting for ur sexiest and craziest experience
Posted: at 27-03-2012 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
sophiebaby at 27-03-2012 05:46 PM (13 years ago) (f)
my craziest experience..was wen i was 10..i disvirgined all my class boiz and gave one yoruba boy in my class correct Akpako lashing and i lashed him standing on the wall...
my funniest experience .. was wen i and my b4 b4 boifrnd went to water side to shit portor portor shit after eating one womans Agidi and peppersoup
and my sexiest experience? Mamamia..if i talk am ehnnnnnnnnnnn..Dis NAIJAPALS go call me bad girl..walahi
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 27-03-2012 05:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
EMMANUELLA01 at 27-03-2012 05:59 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Another wahala(buying OMOyibo DVD)
A family friend of ours used to buy Dvd frm road side sellrs , one day while coming back from work as usual he bought some catoon dvd for his kids, he got home gave it to his kids and went inside to showr. After a while his four yrs old son ruses to his daddy's room...daddy the cartoon is showing only someone's mum & dad and they are doing somethings to themselves and they don't have any clothe on. He rushd to see things himself, lo and behold the kids were watchin Unclad film..he quickly turnd it off, till date his kids still ask him what was going on in the cartoon and buyin dvd frm road side selrs endd tht day.
Posted: at 27-03-2012 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Treasure2 at 27-03-2012 06:02 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: sophiebaby on 27-03-2012 05:46 PM
my craziest experience..was wen i was 10..i disvirgined all my class boiz and gave one yoruba boy in my class correct Akpako lashing and i lashed him standing on the wall...
my funniest experience .. was wen i and my b4 b4 boifrnd went to water side to shit portor portor shit after eating one womans Agidi and peppersoup
and my sexiest experience? Mamamia..if i talk am ehnnnnnnnnnnn..Dis NAIJAPALS go call me bad girl..walahi
Prof prof,
Posted: at 27-03-2012 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
sophiebaby at 27-03-2012 06:03 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: EMMANUELLA01 on 27-03-2012 05:59 PM
Another wahala(buying OMOyibo DVD)
A family friend of ours used to buy Dvd frm road side sellrs , one day while coming back from work as usual he bought some catoon dvd for his kids, he got home gave it to his kids and went inside to showr. After a while his four yrs old son ruses to his daddy's room...daddy the cartoon is showing only someone's mum & dad and they are doing somethings to themselves and they don't have any clothe on. He rushd to see things himself, lo and behold the kids were watchin Unclad film..he quickly turnd it off, till date his kids still ask him what was going on in the cartoon and buyin dvd frm road side selrs endd tht day.
its not funny ..neither is it crazy or sexy ...
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 27-03-2012 06:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
EMMANUELLA01 at 28-03-2012 09:11 AM (13 years ago) (m)
I know wan talk my own but make i talk because of Sophie baby.
This happen 2 me when i was in 300 level, we have just completed our semester exam and they were very few student around. I have these 2 girls that were living in my hostel, Debby and Tinuola. They were roommates that always claim to be big girls; they keep to themselves and only have little conversation with guys only.
I was also around due to the fact that am a course Rep. so the two girls came visiting around 9pm on that memorable day and they brought some DVD to watch, i was not surprise to see them b/cos everywhere was looking boring. Debby concentrated on the movie while tinuola sleep off and it was around 12:45 pm. I also slept beside tinuola and later cover ourselves with the same blanket.
Tinuola moved her Big rounded Bakassi closer to me and I gently placed my hand on it, I was thinking of getting a negative feedback but instead she moved closer to me, and I stated rubbing her Big rounded Bakassi to my Dr grillo. She turn, hold me and also get along. Suddenly Debby opens the blanket and I was scared but to my surprise she also play along. I quickly locked the door and we stated smooching each other’s…. Guys, people wey that act Blue film dey try oooo, I suck there boobs tired, they sucked my Dr grillo well well and I started doing the thing 4 both of them. We did different style; Dog, wheel barrow etc No be small thing ooo and something happened.
My condom busted when I was smooching Tinuola so hard and I quickly removes my Dr grillo rushed to the Trolly and pick up TCP. I quickly apply it to my thing and this was so painful. E just be like say na pepper I apply ooo and stated shouting and the too ladies were blowing the stuff for me & after which we slept off.
The next morning they woke up early and left the school… this is an unforgettable experience that I ever had and I need a replayyy .
Posted: at 28-03-2012 09:11 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
FlyMamacita at 28-03-2012 10:07 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: sophiebaby on 27-03-2012 05:46 PM
my craziest experience..was wen i was 10..i disvirgined all my class boiz and gave one yoruba boy in my class correct Akpako lashing and i lashed him standing on the wall...
my funniest experience .. was wen i and my b4 b4 boifrnd went to water side to shit portor portor shit after eating one womans Agidi and peppersoup
and my sexiest experience? Mamamia..if i talk am ehnnnnnnnnnnn..Dis NAIJAPALS go call me bad girl..walahi
But nawa for u oooo
Posted: at 28-03-2012 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
FlyMamacita at 28-03-2012 10:12 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: EMMANUELLA01 on 28-03-2012 09:11 AM
I know wan talk my own but make i talk because of Sophie baby.
This happen 2 me when i was in 300 level, we have just completed our semester exam and they were very few student around. I have these 2 girls that were living in my hostel, Debby and Tinuola. They were roommates that always claim to be big girls; they keep to themselves and only have little conversation with guys only.
I was also around due to the fact that am a course Rep. so the two girls came visiting around 9pm on that memorable day and they brought some DVD to watch, i was not surprise to see them b/cos everywhere was looking boring. Debby concentrated on the movie while tinuola sleep off and it was around 12:45 pm. I also slept beside tinuola and later cover ourselves with the same blanket.
Tinuola moved her Big rounded Bakassi closer to me and I gently placed my hand on it, I was thinking of getting a negative feedback but instead she moved closer to me, and I stated rubbing her Big rounded Bakassi to my Dr grillo. She turn, hold me and also get along. Suddenly Debby opens the blanket and I was scared but to my surprise she also play along. I quickly locked the door and we stated smooching each other’s…. Guys, people wey that act Blue film dey try oooo, I suck there b00bs tired, they sucked my Dr grillo well well and I started doing the thing 4 both of them. We did different style; Dog, wheel barrow etc No be small thing ooo and something happened.
My condom busted when I was smooching Tinuola so hard and I quickly removes my Dr grillo rushed to the Trolly and pick up TCP. I quickly apply it to my thing and this was so painful. E just be like say na pepper I apply ooo and stated shouting and the too ladies were blowing the stuff for me & after which we slept off.
The next morning they woke up early and left the school… this is an unforgettable experience that I ever had and I need a replayyy .
lmao SOPHIA e b like sey u don find ur match
Posted: at 28-03-2012 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
my craziest experience..was wen i was 10..i disvirgined all my class boiz and gave one yoruba boy in my class correct Akpako lashing and i lashed him standing on the wall...
my funniest experience .. was wen i and my b4 b4 boifrnd went to water side to shit portor portor shit after eating one womans Agidi and peppersoup
and my sexiest experience? Mamamia..if i talk am ehnnnnnnnnnnn..Dis NAIJAPALS go call me bad girl..walahi
u dis pusspen!! i can see u r now ontop of your game...e get as e dey do u ooo for real.
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits..
Posted: at 28-03-2012 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
sophiebaby at 28-03-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: EMMANUELLA01 on 28-03-2012 09:11 AM
I know wan talk my own but make i talk because of Sophie baby.
This happen 2 me when i was in 300 level, we have just completed our semester exam and they were very few student around. I have these 2 girls that were living in my hostel, Debby and Tinuola. They were roommates that always claim to be big girls; they keep to themselves and only have little conversation with guys only.
I was also around due to the fact that am a course Rep. so the two girls came visiting around 9pm on that memorable day and they brought some DVD to watch, i was not surprise to see them b/cos everywhere was looking boring. Debby concentrated on the movie while tinuola sleep off and it was around 12:45 pm. I also slept beside tinuola and later cover ourselves with the same blanket.
Tinuola moved her Big rounded Bakassi closer to me and I gently placed my hand on it, I was thinking of getting a negative feedback but instead she moved closer to me, and I stated rubbing her Big rounded Bakassi to my Dr grillo. She turn, hold me and also get along. Suddenly Debby opens the blanket and I was scared but to my surprise she also play along. I quickly locked the door and we stated smooching each other’s…. Guys, people wey that act Blue film dey try oooo, I suck there b00bs tired, they sucked my Dr grillo well well and I started doing the thing 4 both of them. We did different style; Dog, wheel barrow etc No be small thing ooo and something happened.
My condom busted when I was smooching Tinuola so hard and I quickly removes my Dr grillo rushed to the Trolly and pick up TCP. I quickly apply it to my thing and this was so painful. E just be like say na pepper I apply ooo and stated shouting and the too ladies were blowing the stuff for me & after which we slept off.
The next morning they woke up early and left the school… this is an unforgettable experience that I ever had and I need a replayyy .
wetin make u rub ur prick TCP abi na so dem teacher u for Biology?
meanwhile/..which of the experience be dis one? na Funniest..craziest..or sexiest?
Life is 2short to wake up in the morning with regrets. LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS*SOPHIEBABY* :*
Posted: at 28-03-2012 10:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero