1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction, if na closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why. 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person 2 complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "chineke! E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin, "simply ask" why person no fit respect d presence of odas na?" 3. No hala pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise!
... GOOD MORNING MY PALS
Posted: at 21-05-2012 09:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
gameisover at 24-05-2012 12:48 PM (12 years ago) (m)
@poster you dull what does that suppose to me a comedy or mess competion,you have this talent why you go and face boko haram and save nigeria from their hand.
Posted: at 24-05-2012 12:48 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Fertymor at 24-05-2012 01:30 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Quote from: gameisover on 24-05-2012 12:48 PM
@poster you dull what does that suppose to me a comedy or mess competion,you have this talent why you go and face boko haram and save nigeria from their hand.
...so u did not know, na d mess wey I go mess 4 dere place, na him make dem police catch dem small, small...
Posted: at 24-05-2012 01:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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