5 types of girls

Date: 15-02-2013 12:34 pm (11 years ago) | Author: kun lewis
- at 15-02-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago)
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1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Dey rememba evritin; ur last
girlfrnd's name, ur promise 2 change her fone, ur
promise 2 take her 4 lunch, even includin d recharge
card u promise 2 send
2. SCREENSAVER GIRLS: dey ar there 4 yu to jst admire
dem.............. no tresspassin
3. SERVER GIRLS: Dey ar always busy wen
needed........if mama no giv dem plates 2 watch, papa
go give clothes 2 iron
4. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: dis ladies knws how 2 make
horrible tinx luk beautiful. Dey can collect ur whole
salary frm u & stil make gaari taste like fried rice in ur
mouth
5. VIRUS: Dis type of girls ar called wife.......... Once dey
enter ur system, dey dn't leave,.... if u like, go restore
ur body factory settings, even format self........... Dey
dnt leave!

Posted: at 15-02-2013 12:34 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- bado_59 at 15-02-2013 01:00 PM (11 years ago)
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which one be your girlfrnd there
Posted: at 15-02-2013 01:00 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- udenzeu at 15-02-2013 01:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Must be Talking frm experience, jobless maggot!!!
Posted: at 15-02-2013 01:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 15-02-2013 01:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 15-02-2013 01:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 15-02-2013 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Haahahahahahahahahahahaha I don fall down. Poster u no well o.
Posted: at 15-02-2013 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kunlewis at 15-02-2013 03:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: winace on 15-02-2013 03:14 PM
Haahahahahahahahahahahaha I don fall down. Poster u no well o.
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Posted: at 15-02-2013 03:22 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kunlewis at 15-02-2013 03:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: udenzeu on 15-02-2013 01:32 PM
Must be Talking frm experience, jobless maggot!!!
Posted: at 15-02-2013 03:25 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- cornelus at 16-02-2013 09:17 AM (11 years ago)
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poster your sister must belong to any of those five types mentioned,,so tell us the one she belonged to.
Posted: at 16-02-2013 09:17 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- PidginMOUTH at 16-02-2013 09:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-02-2013 09:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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