When it comes to infidelity, we thought we'd heard all the excuses in the book. Not so, apparently. We conducted a small research and found people are sharing the ridiculous excuses they've heard from their partners. One example? "It was my friend sending those x-rated texts from my phone, not me!" Sure.
Most Poplular Cheating Excuses that People Make
If you have something similar to share with us, feel free to! Let's continue our research... And never ever fall into these sweet-sounding traps.
"I didn't know what I was doing, she means nothing to me" If your partner deletes texts messages "I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing" "She's lying, she's just obsessed with me" Everyone knows your ex cheated on you regularly, now all of a sudden you have a higher standard? That's unfair to me." "I didn't do it, baby. Why don't you believe me and not the rumours you're being told?" "It was just a side quest." "My phone was dead, I couldn't find my charger. I swear I wasn't ignoring your call." "She kissed me, I didn't kiss her." "We were on a break." "This isn't what it looks like, she came onto me!" "You weren't there for me, I needed you!" "She didn't matter. It was a mistake." "I was drunk and I thought it was you." "You only live once." "I didn't feel wanted by you." "It was my friend who sent these messages, not me!" "Oh, I have that e-mail for spam." "I wish you hadn't found out because I was just about to end it.
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Posted: at 1-03-2013 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Sophyrocks at 1-03-2013 08:28 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Poster, d most ridiculous excuse by cheating men ,even wen u catch dem in d act, naked on top of a woman, is "Honey, its not wat u think" "let me explain". even wen naked on bed oooo. chai!!! Men no sabi lie at all. to me o, dnt knw abt oda ladies.
Life is damn too short to be sitting around miserable.
Posted: at 1-03-2013 08:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Even when you catch a lady red handed in the act she will always say its the devil's handwork darling you know am not like that,na only God go deliver girls from lying
I'm the latest currency, banks are scared of losing me....Ezchusa i'm Kingest
Posted: at 1-03-2013 11:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
mercy-Edo at 2-03-2013 12:48 AM (12 years ago) (f)
poster u don cheat tire..make i learn from u nah..if u no dey cheat ..how u take know this list u carry for head so..but every woman dey cheat..just to try new things ..i like cheating some times..all phyuk na phyuk..
Posted: at 2-03-2013 12:48 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Poster, d most ridiculous excuse by cheating men ,even wen u catch dem in d act, unclad on top of a woman, is "Honey, its not wat u think" "let me explain". even wen unclad on bed oooo. chai!!! Men no sabi lie at all. to me o, dnt knw abt oda ladies.
My dear no mind dem, they are always having sometin 2 explain wen they are caught. GoD will save us
Posted: at 2-03-2013 06:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Even when you catch a lady red handed in the act she will always say its the devil's handwork darling you know am not like that,na only God go deliver girls from lying
men say dat 2,n sum even beat up their women
Posted: at 2-03-2013 09:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
poster u don cheat tire..make i learn from u nah..if u no dey cheat ..how u take know this list u carry for head so..but every woman dey cheat..just to try new things ..i like cheating some times..all damn na damn..
Mercy I no dey cheat, if an environment is too hot, I can decide to change to a cooler environment instead of cheating and I will encourage Ɣ☺ΰ to do same. Bless u
Posted: at 2-03-2013 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
Solidstonez at 3-03-2013 01:11 AM (12 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Sophyrocks on 1-03-2013 08:28 PM
Poster, d most ridiculous excuse by cheating men ,even wen u catch dem in d act, unclad on top of a woman, is "Honey, its not wat u think" "let me explain". even wen unclad on bed oooo. chai!!! Men no sabi lie at all. to me o, dnt knw abt oda ladies.
I AM WHO I AM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN BLOODY DO THE OTHER THING AND FCUK ALL HATERZ
Posted: at 3-03-2013 01:11 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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