HOW WOULD YOU HAVE RESPONDED?

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an
hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;

a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and
impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
and the girl and tells them: "Good morning,
your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a
$1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him,

"You'll sleep with her again!"

what would you have said?

Posted: at 8-05-2008 03:52 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie

meaning...?

Posted: at 9-05-2008 09:07 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 11-05-2008 07:09 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero

no comment

Posted: at 12-05-2008 12:22 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

i think what Vixen meant was that we have read this before...its in one of the blogs/forums here....

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Posted: at 12-05-2008 10:44 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

no wahala.....others who have not read can read this one...

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Posted: at 13-05-2008 08:14 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero