The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.
"I'm a cop", says the first man. "Alright, shoot his penis off", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a fireman", said the second man. "Alright, burn his penis off", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"
And the third man answered, with a big smile on his face, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

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