> difficult it was to keep her husband on a diet.
>
> Another girl tried to offer some helpful advice, "Just tell
>
> him he's cut off until he loses ten pounds. You know, sort
>
> of like a reward system."
>
> "I want to motivate him," she retorted, "not punish me!"
>
> "The solution is simple," I interjected. "Just tell him
> instead of eating cheeseburgers he should spend more time
> eating fur-burger. That way you can achieve both of your
> goals.
>
> I 'tsk, tsk, tsk'ed' at them, "What did you bitches do
> before
> you had me to solve your problems for you?"
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