> holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in
> the wind.
>
> A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me madam. I do
> not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is
> blowing up in this high wind?"
>
> "Yes I know" said the lady "I need both hands to hold onto
> this hat."
>
> "But madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"
> said the gentleman in earnest.
>
> The woman looked down then back up at the man and
> replied "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I
> just bought this hat yesterday! It's only a day old."
>
>
>
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