CORRECTIVE MEASURES!!!

Date: 29-12-2010 8:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Arunsi Onuma
- at 29-12-2010 08:14 PM (14 years ago)
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A retired hooker wanted to train her only daughter so that she will not follow her past ways, she started by telling her how to seat and conduct herself so that boys will not see her pant when she sits. She beats her when she forget to so conduct herself by not sitting properly. In fact it was a task she vowed to accomplish so as to raise a morally upright lady.
When her daughter entered primary school, the following conversations ensued:
Maggi(Daughter): Mummy, mummy do you know that those naughty boys in my class asked me to climb a tree?
Mum: Hahahahah, they won't succeed, what did you do?
Maggi: I climbed the tree but was smart.
Mum: Oh my goodness, Maggi, why do you do this to me? Upon all those training I gave you. You've let me down.
Maggi: Mum what's the problem?
Mum: They saw your pant, don't you understand?
Maggi: hahahahahaah, mum, they didn't, I was cleaver.
Mum: Mmmmmmm, thank God (after a 2nd thought) Maggi how did you do it?
Maggi: (almost a whisper so that no body will know her secret) I removed the pant first before I climbed the tree.

Posted: at 29-12-2010 08:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 30-12-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-12-2010 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 30-12-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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@terry,
people just dey remix this joke again and again
different story but the same meaning and lesson
 Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 30-12-2010 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shinapeters at 30-12-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-12-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 30-12-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 b4
Posted: at 30-12-2010 05:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 30-12-2010 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 30-12-2010 01:18 PM
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Go ahead and Remix urs
Posted: at 30-12-2010 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 31-12-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 30-12-2010 01:18 PM
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hahahaha
Posted: at 31-12-2010 08:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Arunsio at 1-01-2011 11:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Well, am new in this forum, neva knew this joke  had been posted before. I should be forgiven then. Thanks for telling me.
Posted: at 1-01-2011 11:33 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- thom at 2-01-2011 05:34 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arunsio on  1-01-2011 11:33 PM
Well, am new in this forum, neva knew this joke  had been posted before. I should be forgiven then. Thanks for telling me.
That's cool man.
Posted: at 2-01-2011 05:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 2-01-2011 07:54 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arunsio on  1-01-2011 11:33 PM
Well, am new in this forum, neva knew this joke  had been posted before. I should be forgiven then. Thanks for telling me.
yeah man just as ur position NEWBIE speaks 4 u.but that should not discourage u from posting another joke.
Posted: at 2-01-2011 07:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-01-2011 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: shinapeters on 30-12-2010 01:18 PM
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nooo
u know say i no wicked
make i sorry foram
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-01-2011 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-01-2011 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arunsio on  1-01-2011 11:33 PM
Well, am new in this forum, neva knew this joke  had been posted before. I should be forgiven then. Thanks for telling me.

bros, welcome to NP and welcome to jokes forum
this joke hs been posted b4 b4

i even posted it and they wanted to crucify me online and i nearly deactivated my account.   Grin Grin Grin Grin

well u can try better next time
hapi new year
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-01-2011 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 2-01-2011 11:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  2-01-2011 07:54 AM
Quote from: Arunsio on  1-01-2011 11:33 PM
Well, am new in this forum, neva knew this joke  had been posted before. I should be forgiven then. Thanks for telling me.
yeah man just as ur position NEWBIE speaks 4 u.but that should not discourage u from posting another joke.

thats true
@ poster, keep trying Grin
Posted: at 2-01-2011 11:06 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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