A businessman

Date: 10-12-2011 6:58 pm (13 years ago) | Author: RICHARD DURON
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Posted: at 10-12-2011 06:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago)
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oh chineke....STOP COPYING N PASTING MY JOKES
Posted: at 10-12-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 01:16 AM (13 years ago)
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Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:16 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- duron at 19-02-2012 08:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrukky on 10-12-2011 07:58 PM
oh chineke....STOP COPYING N PASTING MY JOKES

Who be you?
Posted: at 19-02-2012 08:21 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 19-02-2012 11:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 19-02-2012 11:25 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-02-2012 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-02-2012 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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