Blowin Chunks

Date: 14-12-2011 12:43 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
- at 14-12-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him:

 "Do you wanna drink?"

 And the man replies with:

 "Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night i was blowing Chunks all night!"

 And the bartender says:

 "Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk."

 Then the man says:

 "No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks."

Posted: at 14-12-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- kingsleyd at 14-12-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 14-12-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rasheedbkr23 at 14-12-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Au contre my succi pal Cool we soon laff
Posted: at 14-12-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Sleep don dey catch me for nyash
Posted: at 14-12-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 09:29 AM (12 years ago)
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go wash ur nyash , make i see road
Posted: at 15-12-2011 09:29 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-12-2011 01:40 AM (12 years ago)
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:-/
Posted: at 19-12-2011 01:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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