2 mallams

Date: 23-04-2012 2:18 pm (13 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 23-04-2012 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Two Mallams were walking in opposite directions on either side of the road. When they met: Mallam A;'What are you carrying in that sack?'
Mallam B replies;'Chickens'
Mallam A;'If i guess how many they are, will you give me one?'
Mallam B; 'I'll give you both'
Mallam A;'Ahhh..let me see....FIVE..??..
.......was he correct?? na wa both of dem sef........LMAO!!!!!!

Posted: at 23-04-2012 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- nememma at 23-04-2012 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
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illiterates mallams
Posted: at 23-04-2012 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- thom at 23-04-2012 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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This one pass me abeg
Posted: at 23-04-2012 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Mukah d isi beans how do u mean?
Posted: at 23-04-2012 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-04-2012 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
Him mean sey the poster of the joke
and the malams in the joke na same mentality them get,
no be me talk am ooo na mukah ooo .i only help you explain ni  Grin ;
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:16 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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U knw say na u n mukah be d mallams for dat joke,is it bcos I no name una?
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 23-04-2012 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
hahaha like poster like joke,
the character in a joke is same as the joker  Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:32 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 23-04-2012 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
i don tell ram  Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:37 PM (13 years ago) |
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- bikman at 23-04-2012 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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dey ar both dis same ingrident
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 23-04-2012 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
correct you have just won your self
a head of fried fish , you can choose from
panla , Titus ,cote. you have those three choice to use from
but na only the head  Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:48 PM (13 years ago) |
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- missispanky at 23-04-2012 04:52 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaaa, unlike som pipo, i like ur jokes. Neva let me down.
Posted: at 23-04-2012 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-04-2012 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
 Grin hahahaha
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:02 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 23-04-2012 05:11 PM (13 years ago)
lol
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:11 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kaycee22 at 23-04-2012 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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chummyli, if u sleep dey catch u beta go sleep, before u carve anoda mallam chicken zoke for hia.
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 05:24 PM (13 years ago)
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missispanky thanx jare
as 4 u emejuru, mukah n d new yeye bikman na wakawaka n bournidentity i go unreach 4 una
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kaycee22 at 23-04-2012 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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chummyli only u na bad girls.
Posted: at 23-04-2012 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 23-04-2012 09:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Mukah I no say u de blind so make I no repeat ma sef
Kaycee lol n u b d baddest naaa
Posted: at 23-04-2012 09:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 24-04-2012 06:29 AM (13 years ago)
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I C...mallam joker n mallam commenters....all of una na MALLAMES
Posted: at 24-04-2012 06:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- JalanJalan at 24-04-2012 08:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Alamjiri nah eri ofe gbara uka WUY'INA.................
Posted: at 24-04-2012 08:41 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chummyli at 24-04-2012 08:01 PM (13 years ago)
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I understand na ursef u de see
Posted: at 24-04-2012 08:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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