Joke for May sake

Aalladin was talking to his friend Expert at the bar, he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."

Expert his friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it.  She will probably be thrilled." Aalladin decided to try his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar Expert his friend asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did,"  Aalladin replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in 60 minutes!!"

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Posted: at 4-05-2014 09:15 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 5-05-2014 05:29 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming

Wey i been dey expect say nobody go comment here
Poster ur flat two eggs 

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Posted: at 5-05-2014 08:10 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 7-05-2014 02:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Expert u don smoke ajinomoto

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Posted: at 7-05-2014 08:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 8-05-2014 05:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

sharing blood will be better

Posted: at 9-05-2014 03:55 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

dis boy don drink mad woman piss

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Posted: at 10-05-2014 07:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

  i see

Posted: at 13-05-2014 02:09 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i nor see anything my love i just de look d yeye person wey post dis kind nonsense hia then he come call am joke.

Posted: at 14-05-2014 10:47 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac