make i hear say you no laugh

Date: 04-05-2014 12:47 pm (11 years ago) | Author: fabian
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- at 4-05-2014 12:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Emeka walked into class every morning with a black eye
Teacher:whats wrong?
Emeka : our house is very small.Me,my mom,my dad,sleep on the same bed.Every night my dad asks, 'Emeka are you sleeping? Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"
teacher:tonight when your dad asks again,keep dead quiet and dont answer
The following morning Emeka comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:My goodness why the black eye again?
Emeka -Dad asked me again,emeka are you sleeping?and I shut up and kept dead still.Then my dad and my mom started moving,u know,at the same time Mom was breathing erratically,kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.Then my dad asks my mom,are you coming?mom says,Yes am coming,are you coming too? Dad answered-Yes.they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I'm also coming,

Posted: at 4-05-2014 12:47 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- ExpertTbright at 5-05-2014 07:55 PM (11 years ago)
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... to read ur pb4 again
Stephen dey complete ur msg
Ano get hand to dey help pple o Angry
Be warn!
Posted: at 5-05-2014 07:55 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 6-05-2014 01:49 PM (11 years ago)
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i dont want to be here
Posted: at 6-05-2014 01:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Holyboss at 6-05-2014 01:56 PM (11 years ago)
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oh why d heck did I COME here Roll Eyes Anyway am going Grin I will COME later
Posted: at 6-05-2014 01:56 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 6-05-2014 02:07 PM (11 years ago)
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make i see u here again
Posted: at 6-05-2014 02:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 7-05-2014 02:34 PM (11 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 7-05-2014 02:34 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 10-07-2014 05:29 AM (10 years ago)
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am cuminimini
Posted: at 10-07-2014 05:29 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 10-07-2014 12:32 PM (10 years ago)
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madder boy
Posted: at 10-07-2014 12:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-07-2014 10:39 PM (10 years ago)
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i will soon cum on u Sad
Posted: at 10-07-2014 10:39 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-07-2014 01:22 PM (10 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 11-07-2014 01:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-07-2014 06:12 PM (10 years ago)
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u yeye
Posted: at 11-07-2014 06:12 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 11-07-2014 06:58 PM (10 years ago)
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Cum on me
Posted: at 11-07-2014 06:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-07-2014 09:45 PM (10 years ago)
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huh Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 11-07-2014 09:45 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 16-07-2014 02:17 PM (10 years ago)
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gay in disguise
Posted: at 16-07-2014 02:17 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-07-2014 02:35 PM (10 years ago)
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na dem dem
Posted: at 16-07-2014 02:35 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-07-2014 09:49 PM (10 years ago)
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thunder
Posted: at 16-07-2014 09:49 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 17-07-2014 06:47 AM (10 years ago)
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fire devil
Posted: at 17-07-2014 06:47 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-07-2014 11:01 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-07-2014 11:01 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 21-07-2014 02:25 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 21-07-2014 02:25 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 22-07-2014 11:15 AM (10 years ago)
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WHERE?
Posted: at 22-07-2014 11:15 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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