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![-]( "olame4") olame4 at 8-09-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago)  (m) After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
title changed by moderator just2sexy | Posted: at 8-09-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 8-09-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) (m)  ise ku se | Posted: at 8-09-2009 01:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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another posted joked.....
Geoin4matic Engineer ..  | Posted: at 8-09-2009 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "olame4") olame4 at 8-09-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) (m) na u sabi @add12 | Posted: at 8-09-2009 02:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 8-09-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 8-09-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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goosh.... N.P, you've lost your spark.... | Posted: at 8-09-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 8-09-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) DIS DUDE AGAIN? | Posted: at 8-09-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "olame4") olame4 at 8-09-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) lol | Posted: at 8-09-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "dinho4lyf") dinho4lyf at 8-09-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) (m) 4 WETIN? | Posted: at 8-09-2009 03:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 8-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm | Posted: at 8-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 9-09-2009 06:10 AM (15 years ago) (m) dis joke has been around here b4
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:10 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 9-09-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) (m) still funny. lol | Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 9-09-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) (m) photostat b4 | Posted: at 9-09-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "olame4") olame4 at 9-09-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) (m) are u sure | Posted: at 9-09-2009 02:54 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Earlycame1") Earlycame1 at 9-09-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) (f) d tittle made me tot u jobless.. nice joke tho!
F*CK U HATERS! | Posted: at 9-09-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 9-09-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) (m) OLAME4 always choose a suitable title for your posts
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 9-09-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 10-09-2009 06:58 AM (15 years ago) (m) d tittle made me tot u jobless..
nice joke tho!
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![-]( "olame4") olame4 at 10-09-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) thanks i we | Posted: at 10-09-2009 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 10-09-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) (m) dont photocopy my post O. | Posted: at 10-09-2009 04:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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winch  | Posted: at 10-09-2009 08:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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