ROTFLMAO! See Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders (Page 3)

Date: 03-06-2014 6:20 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Kelvin Clein
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- Squeezud at 4-06-2014 07:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Person dey chop money n odas ar busy analyzin her statements! Funny world.
Posted: at 4-06-2014 07:47 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- noorseman at 4-06-2014 08:11 PM (10 years ago)
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let promote universal education....
Posted: at 4-06-2014 08:11 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- donatas at 4-06-2014 09:29 PM (10 years ago)
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this stupid Yoruba idiots wey dey post this stupid news, you don ask your mama one day why every Yoruba come resemble monkey? even the most ugliest man on the planet today is a Yoruba man mr obansonjo.have you listen to him before on any of his speech? that man alone na big disgrace to Yoruba race. god punish you wey dey post about dear first lady.
Posted: at 4-06-2014 09:29 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- ndujasper at 4-06-2014 09:47 PM (10 years ago)
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Oversabi poster...it is AN illiterate and not A illiterate ok.Wat does that mistake or grammatical error tell u?So free the innocent woman joor.Na too much grammar wey  oyibo take brainwash our former leaders wey still keep Nigeria in this mess we are in.
Posted: at 4-06-2014 09:47 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Olalany at 4-06-2014 09:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: beneno on  4-06-2014 02:41 AM
unbehalf of 20 naira i donate Ajanni  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
Ajanni is at Sambisa now.. He visited mama Zenaibu in Hijab and BH thought he's a girl so.. Ajanni is among the 200+ missing.
Posted: at 4-06-2014 09:55 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Olalany at 4-06-2014 10:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: donatas on  4-06-2014 09:29 PM
this stupid Yoruba idiots wey dey post this stupid news, you don ask your mama one day why every Yoruba come resemble monkey? even the most ugliest man on the planet today is a Yoruba man mr obansonjo.have you listen to him before on any of his speech? that man alone na big disgrace to Yoruba race. god punish you wey dey post about dear first lady.
To be candid.. You're very ill. Ga maa naar hel daar moet je blijven voor goed. Er is iets met je mentaliteit. Wasted semen!!!
Posted: at 4-06-2014 10:01 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Titojoeman at 4-06-2014 11:37 PM (10 years ago)
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this is no news, let her speak what ever....... as long as we can understand what she meant ok..............foolish poster..is English our language?Huh?? hu?
Posted: at 4-06-2014 11:37 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- urumboys at 5-06-2014 12:23 AM (10 years ago)
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madam disgrace jona, keep on disgracing your husband jona. just show that you are relevant in politics. be in kitchen and prepare food for oga's vistor. that's all.
Posted: at 5-06-2014 12:23 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- urumboys at 5-06-2014 12:25 AM (10 years ago)
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madam disgrace. kitchen your portion not relevant in nigerian's politics.
Posted: at 5-06-2014 12:25 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- NaijaMumu at 5-06-2014 03:24 AM (10 years ago)
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but is it a crime Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 5-06-2014 03:24 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Y-ON at 5-06-2014 03:43 AM (10 years ago)
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hahaha
Posted: at 5-06-2014 03:43 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- edithehio at 5-06-2014 07:28 AM (10 years ago)
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Funny tho
Posted: at 5-06-2014 07:28 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sunnymasuel at 5-06-2014 07:43 AM (10 years ago)
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Mr. Poster u re even more stupit dan the person u re refering to imagine this "7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn’t it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now
a adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow.(Is she
a literate?)" why will u said she is an illiterate? did u know the meaning of illiterate  "someone that does not know how to read and write" but for her she know hw to read and write. both of u re bird of thesame feder my friend mind ur self ooo i beg live our president wife alone ok     
Posted: at 5-06-2014 07:43 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- factfinding at 5-06-2014 08:56 AM (10 years ago)
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She's da bomb LWKMD  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2014 08:56 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 5-06-2014 09:05 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kelvinclaine on  3-06-2014 06:20 PM

  Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders Please Read:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child
and the senators were once a
children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband
dead?)
4. A good mother takes
care of hischildren.(His
children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before
youwere once a children.
(Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy
for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in
an international competition
like this one,(addressing
press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn’t it not a woman?
Theywere once a children now
a adult now they are bombing
women and children making
some children a widow.(Is she
a literate?)
8. My heart feels
sorry for these children who
have become widows
for loosing their parents for
one reason or another.
(Lmfao….)
9. We should have
love for our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their
NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses
are responding to treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself
instead ofcommitting suicide.
(What’s the difference?)
12.
Ojukwu is a great man, he died
but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of
2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam
bomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon’t
have respect for Jesus, they
are a very bad person,infact
I’m a sadder woman right now
and Mr.President ismore
saddest(Sad,sad
der,saddest…)
15. We all have
HIV.( For real? Imagine this
woman o, Chei!!!
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Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:05 AM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- godnows at 5-06-2014 09:10 AM (10 years ago)
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she did not commit sin, pls leave her d hell alone
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- Fazob at 5-06-2014 09:34 AM (10 years ago)
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whether you like it or not she has communicated
Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:34 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ololade12 at 5-06-2014 09:42 AM (10 years ago)
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people wan finish this woman
Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:42 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 5-06-2014 09:48 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: beneno on  4-06-2014 02:38 AM
OJUKWU is dead but his manhood lives on,who him leave him manhood with na ? i mean who be the caretaker of the manhoo ? i beg take good care of it ooooo  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes

hahahahahahahaha

abeg, make you ask again wella Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-06-2014 09:48 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esther_ehi at 5-06-2014 10:03 AM (10 years ago)
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if we can b sincere wit oursef it will b vry ok some of us our parent cant even speak English fluently or
 is it bcos she is d first lady and  so what
Posted: at 5-06-2014 10:03 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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