A man climbs to the top of mount Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "What does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies "A minute". Then he asks "What does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny" then he asks, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
A man climbs to the top of mount Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "What does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies "A minute". Then he asks "What does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny" then he asks, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".
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Posted: at 19-10-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
federico at 20-10-2009 08:08 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: vbyz299 on 18-10-2009 07:20 PM
A man climbs to the top of mount Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "What does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies "A minute". Then he asks "What does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny" then he asks, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute".
the guy should have ask,can i have a penny in a milliom years!!!
Posted: at 20-10-2009 08:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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