Rich Lonely Widow

Date: 23-12-2009 1:29 pm (15 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 23-12-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH.
QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well then", she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Posted: at 23-12-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- MrDon at 23-12-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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damn, so he uses his d**k to ring the bell...lol
Posted: at 23-12-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 23-12-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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super dicker Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2009 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 23-12-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmn
Posted: at 23-12-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 24-12-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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datz guy nah real pricker!!
Posted: at 24-12-2009 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 24-12-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago)
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ahahaha
Posted: at 24-12-2009 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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