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Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 02:59 PM
THERE WAS ONCE A PASTOR THAT HAD A MANGO TREE AT THE BACK OF HIS CHURCH. HE LOVED HIS MANGO TREE SO MUCH, TOOK CARE OF IT AND DIDNT LET ANYONE ONE TOUCH IT.
SO ONE DAY AS HE WAS PREACHING TO HIS CONGREGATION, AN HAUSA MALA WAS WANDERING THROUGH THE CHURCH PREMISES, AND HE SAW THE MANGO TREE, AS HE WANTED TO PLUCK ONE OUT OF IT, THE PASTOR NOTICED HIM AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM FROM TAKING HIS MANGO.
SO HE SHOUTED TO HIS CONGREGATION
" EVERYBODY OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI I!!!!, OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI
SO ONE DAY AS HE WAS PREACHING TO HIS CONGREGATION, AN HAUSA MALA WAS WANDERING THROUGH THE CHURCH PREMISES, AND HE SAW THE MANGO TREE, AS HE WANTED TO PLUCK ONE OUT OF IT, THE PASTOR NOTICED HIM AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM FROM TAKING HIS MANGO.
SO HE SHOUTED TO HIS CONGREGATION
" EVERYBODY OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI I!!!!, OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI
hahahahahahaha...xmas day joke
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