Mallam kai

Date: 25-12-2009 2:59 pm (15 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
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- at 25-12-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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THERE WAS ONCE A PASTOR THAT HAD A MANGO TREE AT THE BACK OF HIS CHURCH. HE LOVED HIS MANGO TREE SO MUCH, TOOK CARE OF IT AND DIDNT LET ANYONE ONE TOUCH IT.
SO ONE DAY AS HE WAS PREACHING TO HIS CONGREGATION, AN HAUSA MALA WAS WANDERING THROUGH THE CHURCH PREMISES, AND HE SAW THE MANGO TREE, AS HE WANTED TO PLUCK ONE OUT OF IT, THE PASTOR NOTICED HIM AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM FROM  TAKING HIS MANGO.
SO HE SHOUTED TO HIS CONGREGATION

" EVERYBODY OPEN TO THE BOOK OF  MALAKAI I!!!!, OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI

Posted: at 25-12-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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chei!!!!!!   Grin Grin Grin    stop it ....
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago)
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chai wooo
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Thou shall not touch Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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and thou shall not smile...lol
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Thou shall not say lol Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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and thou shall not Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 03:57 PM (15 years ago)
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ok thou shall not say ...thou shal not Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 03:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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and thou shall not hear .....thou shall...Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin thou shall .............  erm erm i no even remember again Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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and thou shall not remember and thou shall not forget....
Posted: at 25-12-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 25-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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chei!!!! what choice do i now have Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 25-12-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Good one poster
Posted: at 25-12-2009 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 25-12-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
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none cool guyhahhahahhaha
Posted: at 25-12-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 25-12-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago)
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malam kai! n'na men who send am!!
Posted: at 25-12-2009 05:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- shantybaby97 at 25-12-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago)
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nice joke Grin
Posted: at 25-12-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 25-12-2009 08:20 PM (15 years ago)
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fine gurl
Posted: at 25-12-2009 08:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-12-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago)
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cool gurl Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-12-2009 06:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Andes at 27-12-2009 06:51 AM (15 years ago)
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I know say the Mallam go stil pluck the Mango kai..
Posted: at 27-12-2009 06:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shantybaby97 at 27-12-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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how u take knw?
Posted: at 27-12-2009 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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