> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would > come back and inform the other of the after life. The > woman’s biggest fear was that there was no heaven. > After a long life the husband was the first to go and true > to his word he made contact. > > > > "Hello, Mary?" > > > > "Oh, Bill!! Is that you???" > > > > "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." > > "What is it like?" > > > > "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have > breakfast, I have sex, I have lunch, then start all over > again." > > > > "Oh Bill, then you surely must be in Heaven." > > > > "Hell, no! I’m a rabbit in > Kentucky."
I hav jst 3 things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are yourgreatest treasure
Posted: at 19-02-2010 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
prettyb4eva at 19-02-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago) (f)
recarnation
Posted: at 19-02-2010 02:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Kristiantus at 23-02-2010 09:27 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 22-02-2010 03:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 22-02-2010 09:38 AM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on 19-02-2010 03:47 PM
me too but if it works i guess u will come back as cock
and i will go about chasing this pretty hen... you pretty.
no kris am going to come back as a fairy dat will ur dreams come tru
plz come back as a pretty hen... then i will chase you, do that circle stuff that comes first, and next you go down, i climb, and peck on your feather.... hahahaha...
Posted: at 23-02-2010 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Hero