Mother Knows

Date: 30-03-2010 7:22 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 30-03-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago)
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A boy named Bobby is sharing an apartment with a girl named Julie.

Bobby's mother came to the apartment to visit, and while they were talking,
she kept looking at Julie in a suspicious way.

Bobby took his mother out of the room, and said,
"Mom, I know why you're looking at Julie that way, and just to let you know,
we are just roommates. Nothing more!"

When Bobby's mother left, Julie came in the room and asked,
"Bobby, have you seen the silver gravy ladle?"

"No," Bobby replied.

"Well, ever since your mother was here, it's been missing," Julie remarked.

"Okay, I'll ask her about it in my next letter," Bobby said.

So in his next letter to his mother, he writes,
"Mom, I'm not saying you did take the silver gravy ladle,
and I'm not saying you didn't take the silver gravy ladle,
but ever since you were here, it's been gone.
Love, Son."

A few days later, Bobby received a letter from his mother which said,
"Son, I'm not saying you are sleeping with Julie,
and I'm not saying you are not sleeping with Julie,
but if she was sleeping in her own bed,
she would have found the silver gravy ladle long ago.

Love, Mom."


14_Inches

Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- colenzo at 30-03-2010 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-03-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 30-03-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 30-03-2010 07:32 PM
posted b4

Yes but re-mixed with lots of flavours!!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-03-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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lol. u dey craze
Posted: at 30-03-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 30-03-2010 10:53 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4 jor...na photo copy
Posted: at 30-03-2010 10:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 30-03-2010 10:59 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one .... Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2010 10:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- vantheo at 31-03-2010 05:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Hehehe
Posted: at 31-03-2010 05:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- fabmic at 31-03-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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i'm out
Posted: at 31-03-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 31-03-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Lmao..
Posted: at 31-03-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 31-03-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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am in
Posted: at 31-03-2010 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 31-03-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: fabmic on 31-03-2010 12:45 PM
i'm out

Is better to be out of here. Bad belly guys don full the floor!!!!!

14_Inches
Posted: at 31-03-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 1-04-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4`
Posted: at 1-04-2010 06:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-04-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago)
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yess
Posted: at 1-04-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 1-04-2010 09:00 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-04-2010 09:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 2-04-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago)
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true
Posted: at 2-04-2010 10:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 2-04-2010 10:30 AM (14 years ago)
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true
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- Bazemaster at 3-04-2010 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok
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- KleverC at 3-04-2010 01:29 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 3-04-2010 01:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 3-04-2010 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Smart Woman!
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