Camping trip

Date: 01-10-2008 5:30 pm (16 years ago) | Author: obioma okennwa
- at 1-10-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Mr Mark and Dr. Johnson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, mark wakes his faithful friend.
'johnson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
johnson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?'
johnson ponders for a minute.'
 Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
 Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
      Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
 Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
 Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
 mark is silent for a moment, then speaks.' johnson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent[/b]

Posted: at 1-10-2008 05:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- hiddenpearl at 2-10-2008 03:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Hahahaha! Love it!
Posted: at 2-10-2008 03:41 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 5-08-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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lol funny
Posted: at 5-08-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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cool one Grin Grin Grin Grin thatz more like it Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-08-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- NKEMJOU at 16-09-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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lololol...
Posted: at 16-09-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gbravo at 16-09-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-09-2009 01:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 16-09-2009 10:42 PM (15 years ago)
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lmao.... itz a luvlie one
Posted: at 16-09-2009 10:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 17-09-2009 12:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Idiot indeed. i luv it
Posted: at 17-09-2009 12:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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