Never mess with a woman

Date: 23-07-2010 12:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: oluwafemi adeyanju
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- at 23-07-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago)
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100 Kisses!!
A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India ....

Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH


His wife replied...


TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi


NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN !!!
Ha! Ha!

Posted: at 23-07-2010 12:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 23-07-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4

Posted: at 23-07-2010 12:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 23-07-2010 01:31 PM (14 years ago)
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cool

Posted: at 23-07-2010 01:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 23-07-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago)
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cunny man die , cunny man burry am

Posted: at 23-07-2010 01:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- makadada at 23-07-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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fantastic
Posted: at 23-07-2010 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kachyben at 23-07-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted: at 23-07-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 23-07-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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extra cool
Posted: at 23-07-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 23-07-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 23-07-2010 06:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 23-07-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: femia on 23-07-2010 12:45 PM
 
100 Kisses!!
A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India ....

Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH


His wife replied...


TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi


NEVER MESS WITH WOMEN !!!
Ha! Ha!

de woman no try at all.. de man send am kisses and she go pay with something else

Posted: at 23-07-2010 06:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 24-07-2010 02:47 AM (14 years ago)
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that woman own don finish...na to return am to im papa
Posted: at 24-07-2010 02:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 24-07-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Dis place is pathetic. Full of old and annoying jokes

Posted: at 24-07-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blesyn003 at 24-07-2010 09:54 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice 1
Posted: at 24-07-2010 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Maxodus at 24-07-2010 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Good
Posted: at 24-07-2010 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 24-07-2010 10:14 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke

Posted: at 24-07-2010 10:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 24-07-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool and Nice one.
Posted: at 24-07-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 25-07-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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i hear u
Posted: at 25-07-2010 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 26-07-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 26-07-2010 09:54 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mykelly at 26-07-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago)
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coll and okay!
Posted: at 26-07-2010 04:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 27-07-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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huhuuhuhuhuhu
Posted: at 27-07-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 27-07-2010 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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lolz

Posted: at 27-07-2010 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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