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![-]( "nanny") nanny at 21-11-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago)  (f)
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark.
Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.
"Honey, let me explain…." he pleaded.
"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent Son of a Bitch!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected,
"Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!" | Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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u try 
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 21-11-2010 12:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "federico") federico at 21-11-2010 01:26 PM (14 years ago) (m) post so many times here..even last week.. | Posted: at 21-11-2010 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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poster try more
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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haaaaaaaaaaa na remix u try jare | Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Square4u") Square4u at 21-11-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) (m) U have the spirit of creativity Meet master dinho to Get all the tweaks for all applications now at www.iczub.tk | Posted: at 21-11-2010 06:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 21-11-2010 10:18 PM (14 years ago) (m) so u mean say the cucumber na him give the woman belle u go fear cucumber wey get sperm hahaaa
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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haaaaaaaaaaa
na remix u try jare
we know,,,,,,, 
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 21-11-2010 11:35 PM (14 years ago) (m) over posted
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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over posted
we still know 
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 21-11-2010 11:41 PM (14 years ago) (m) ok
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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ok
thanks
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm | Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Skypon2002") Skypon2002 at 22-11-2010 01:54 AM (14 years ago) (m) tanks for what? 
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode | Posted: at 22-11-2010 01:54 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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hmmm | Posted: at 22-11-2010 04:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Arabmoney2") Arabmoney2 at 22-11-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago) (m) costant posting
I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES | Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Just passing by........ | Posted: at 22-11-2010 11:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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to where? | Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Renewed") Renewed at 22-11-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) (m) Good one.
I Am Different Because I Stand For The Lord Jesus! | Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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ok | Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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OKECHUKWU | Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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