Bad Jokes for fun

A guy walks into a bar.

Guy: "Hey, barkeeper, give me a beer."

Barkeeper: "Tell you what, if you can make that horse out there laugh, I will give you a free beer and $500."

So the guy walks outside and whispers to the horse. The horse laughs. The guy walks back in.

Guy: "Where's my $500 and free beer?"

Barkeeper: "Alright, double or nothing says you can't make that horse cry."

The guy walks outside again. The barkeep chuckles to himself as he's cleaning a glass and misses what the guy does, but he hears the horse crying. The guy comes back in.

Guy: "Alright, where's my $1000 and two free beers?"

Barkeeper: "What did you say to make the horse laugh?"

Guy : "I told him I have a bigger penis than him."

Barkeeper: "What did you do to make him cry?"

Guy: "I showed him."

Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Kris no mind dis guy jare
me sef i no understand dis ya joke ooooooooooo

Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Passing...

Posted: at 24-11-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

remix pb4 but 

Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

remix

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Posted: at 24-11-2010 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Hero