Peanuts

Date: 02-12-2010 6:37 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
- at 2-12-2010 06:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.

Judge: What were you doing?

1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.

Judge: And what were you doing?

2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.

Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?

3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!

Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 4kasibe247 at 2-12-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 2-12-2010 06:45 PM (13 years ago)
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ok..u try Smiley
Posted: at 2-12-2010 06:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 3-12-2010 01:24 AM (13 years ago)
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this isnt funny
making me vomit yam while i ate beans
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:24 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 3-12-2010 07:58 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe yetty u try well but no too sweet.
Posted: at 3-12-2010 07:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-12-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 3-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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try again....... u can do better
Posted: at 3-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  3-12-2010 01:35 PM
U try

i talk am say she try Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Essyangel at 5-12-2010 09:13 PM (13 years ago)
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U try.......
Posted: at 5-12-2010 09:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 6-12-2010 07:47 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-12-2010 07:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mdfash at 6-12-2010 08:15 AM (13 years ago)
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And the judge? eating peanuts!
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:15 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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