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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 29-05-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) (f) A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
u try @posta | Posted: at 29-05-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 29-05-2011 10:19 PM (13 years ago) (m) na waa ooo | Posted: at 29-05-2011 10:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 30-05-2011 02:12 AM (13 years ago) (m) A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
u try @posta na so every body dey try for you huh!!!    | Posted: at 30-05-2011 02:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 30-05-2011 02:13 AM (13 years ago) (m) go brush your teeth abeg | Posted: at 30-05-2011 02:13 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "NjeziIyke") NjeziIyke at 30-05-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) (m) A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
u try @posta Thanks dear,no mind Kenolis...na Attacker im be.  | Posted: at 30-05-2011 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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OK | Posted: at 30-05-2011 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]() at 30-05-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) ![]() Huh  | Posted: at 30-05-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 30-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) (f) 
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart  | Posted: at 30-05-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]() at 30-05-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) ![]() | Posted: at 30-05-2011 06:15 PM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 30-05-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) (m) tongue out again | Posted: at 30-05-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]() at 31-05-2011 12:06 AM (13 years ago) ![]() | Posted: at 31-05-2011 12:06 AM (13 years ago) | | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 31-05-2011 03:21 AM (13 years ago) (m) . | Posted: at 31-05-2011 03:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 1-06-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago) (f) hi Ken
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart | Posted: at 1-06-2011 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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how u dey? | Posted: at 1-06-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 1-06-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago) (f) hi Solid who be dat one in ur pic? ur sister or gf?
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart | Posted: at 1-06-2011 03:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 1-06-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) (m) hi Ken HI DEFF, WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE?? YOU DON CHOP ?? | Posted: at 1-06-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 2-06-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago) (f) all is well.....i dey chop beef stew 
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart | Posted: at 2-06-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "kenolis") kenolis at 2-06-2011 02:22 AM (13 years ago) (m) YOU NO PUT AM MONKEY MEAT??  | Posted: at 2-06-2011 02:22 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "cocoeni") cocoeni at 2-06-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 2-06-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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