Universal Truths About Men

Date: 16-05-2011 10:12 am (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 16-05-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago)
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1.  Why should I remind you that “I love you?” I already told you once.
2.  I’ll do anything for sex; even commit to you for life.
3.I hate arguing with you. I’d much rather find a compromise. 
4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do. 
5. When you speak softly, I can’t help but listen.
6. I need to be told “no” sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again reminds me that you are expensive.
7. Please don’t ask me how you look unless you’re willing to trust my answer.
8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.
9. When you’re happy with me I can’t help but want to please you.
10. If I don’t feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel less than a man.
11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.
12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.
13 I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14 If you can’t stand up to me when I’m a brat, you’re too weak for me to open up to when I’m upset.

just Guess Am not Wrong At all!
Ooops Guys

Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago)
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15. I don’t read minds. Remember, I’m not a woman.   
16. You may know fashion, but I wish you’d dress to please me, not other women.   
17 If I’m losing my hair, it’s not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?
18 When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I’ve listened to you talk about what is important to you.                   
19 The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.
20 You look hot in a dress.
21. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother.
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:20 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MandateofGod at 16-05-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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  Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MandateofGod on 16-05-2011 10:26 AM
 Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house

morning to you to.. how do u do? hope u carry pen and biro come class
hissssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sobeit at 16-05-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmm some make sense,especially number 8 and 21..swhile i no gbadu some.
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wallas at 16-05-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MandateofGod on 16-05-2011 10:26 AM
 Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house
she like am bad bad
 Grin
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: wallas on 16-05-2011 10:44 AM
Quote from: MandateofGod on 16-05-2011 10:26 AM
 Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house
she like am bad bad
 Grin

Mgbada  Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 10:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 16-05-2011 10:38 AM
hmmm some make sense,especially number 8 and 21..swhile i no gbadu some.

hehehe. i seee
especially 8 abi
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 16-05-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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less sex post...an surprised
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wallas at 16-05-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-05-2011 10:46 AM
Quote from: wallas on 16-05-2011 10:44 AM
Quote from: MandateofGod on 16-05-2011 10:26 AM
 Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house
she like am bad bad
 Grin

Mgbada  Grin Grin
ITEM 7
 Grin
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: wallas on 16-05-2011 10:51 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-05-2011 10:46 AM
Quote from: wallas on 16-05-2011 10:44 AM
Quote from: MandateofGod on 16-05-2011 10:26 AM
 Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house
she like am bad bad
 Grin

Mgbada  Grin Grin
ITEM 7
 Grin

Bolingo/mkporma
Posted: at 16-05-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 16-05-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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speak out Dk
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- wallas at 16-05-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-05-2011 10:54 AM
Quote from: wallas on 16-05-2011 10:51 AM
Quote from: sophiebaby on 16-05-2011 10:46 AM
Quote from: wallas on 16-05-2011 10:44 AM
Quote from: MandateofGod on 16-05-2011 10:26 AM
 Good morning ma, Happy to meet you, our Sex and love teacher in the house
she like am bad bad
 Grin

Mgbada  Grin Grin
ITEM 7
 Grin

Bolingo/mkporma
no worry...e go reach u
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- estilizo at 16-05-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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where is my pen oooo?am i late?
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Nope u not
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- estilizo at 16-05-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago)
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so where are we? who bi this wey dey block me huh?
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 16-05-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Hehehehehe.. na d men dem
Posted: at 16-05-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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