Man reported by neighbours for noisy masturbation habits.

Date: 07-10-2011 4:25 am (12 years ago) | Author: Paddy Hayes
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Man reported by neighbours for 'noisy masturbation habits'.Posted by News Updates on October 5, 2011.
A man has been reported to the authorities by his neighbours in Malmöafter they tired of his noisy masturbation habits, which they report can disturb the peace at any time of the day or night.




Neighbours of the man, who is resident in the Rosengård area of Malmö, had long suffered due to his tendency to watch television at high volumes.

But it was his screaming orgasms as he pleasured himself that really rubbed his neighbours up the wrong way, according to the local Sydsvenskan daily.

Five tenants living in the same building as the man have now filed a report with the Malmö environmental administration (Miljöförvaltningen) asking for action to be taken against their noisy neighbourly onanist.

In their report to the administration the neighbours are reported to have described how the man "masturbates and screams".

One of the neighbours reported furthermore how the man is prone to indulging his urges at any hour of the day and night, with the ensuing racket breaching the peace of the residential area with little forewarning.

"He moans louder than an animal... I can feel how it affects my state of mind," the neighbour wrote in the report.

The neighbours decided to take the matter into their own hands and file a report as they felt their landlord had displayed a reluctance to intervene in the messy domestic dispute.
 



Posted: at 7-10-2011 04:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- sugaDaddy1forU at 7-10-2011 04:27 AM (12 years ago)
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I guess he turns into cow when he's about to come. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-10-2011 04:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 7-10-2011 08:07 AM (12 years ago)
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he will one day pounch on them is care is not taking on time, mad and shameless man
Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:07 AM (12 years ago) | Grande Master
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- missenkay at 7-10-2011 08:33 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin , one of d neighbours shud volunteer and relieve him of his 'stress'
Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:33 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sugaDaddy1forU at 7-10-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: missenkay on  7-10-2011 08:33 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin , one of d neighbours shud volunteer and relieve him of his 'stress'
Why not go there urself n do that Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missenkay at 7-10-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago)
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I dnt ve d address
Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 7-10-2011 09:40 AM (12 years ago)
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 enjoyment dey sweet Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 7-10-2011 09:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- godwindave at 7-10-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheiiiii.... Nothing wey we no fit hear 4 9japals

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sugaDaddy1forU at 8-10-2011 01:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: missenkay on  7-10-2011 09:38 AM
I dnt ve d address
OK no problem, I'll help u with the address then.....

Posted: at 8-10-2011 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jerterk at 8-05-2012 08:14 AM (12 years ago)
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Thank God oooh This man is only disturbing their peace but not their wives
Posted: at 8-05-2012 08:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kechywillz at 8-05-2012 08:41 AM (12 years ago)
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make d man go pay ash,make she d help am,lol

Posted: at 8-05-2012 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fredmichael at 8-05-2012 08:57 AM (12 years ago)
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nawaoooooooo Sad

Posted: at 8-05-2012 08:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lanudja at 8-05-2012 09:10 AM (12 years ago)
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 Wahala dey ooo Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin.
Posted: at 8-05-2012 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 8-05-2012 09:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: missenkay on  7-10-2011 08:33 AM
Grin Grin Grin Grin , one of d neighbours shud volunteer and relieve him of his 'stress'
just my thought Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 8-05-2012 09:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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