A POLISH MAN

Date: 10-12-2011 5:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Patric Bend
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- at 10-12-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, “Very quick”!
The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked these questions:
LAWYER: “Have you any grounds?”
POLE: an acre and half and a nice 3 bedroom house.
LAWYER: “No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?”
POLE: “It is made of concrete, bricks & mortar.”
LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?”
POLE: No, We have a carport and don’t need a grudge.
LAWYER: “I mean, what are your relations like?”
POLE: “All my relations live in Poland.”
LAWYER: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
POLE: “Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sounds.
LAWYER: “No, I mean does your wife beat you up?”
POLE: “No, I’m always up before her.”
LAWYER: “Why do you want this divorce?”
POLE: “She is going to kill me!”
LAWYER: “What makes you think that?”
POLE: “I got proof.”
LAWYER: “What kind of proof?”
POLE: “She is going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drug store and I read label. It says “Polish Remover”

Posted: at 10-12-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- queenrukky at 10-12-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 01:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoi
Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-12-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 11-12-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago)
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 11-12-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-12-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago)
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wey my car key self?
Posted: at 12-12-2011 08:52 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 12-12-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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wer u dey go...dat ur keke napep neva still spoil?
Posted: at 12-12-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-12-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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u hear keke for my mouth?
i say my CAR key  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-12-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 12-12-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago)
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 real polish remover Grin Grin Grin Grin nice one poster Cool
Posted: at 12-12-2011 08:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 12-12-2011 08:24 PM (13 years ago)
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too dry
Posted: at 12-12-2011 08:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 13-12-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago)
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u get water make we add am?
Posted: at 13-12-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DRraze at 14-12-2011 05:10 AM (13 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Posted: at 14-12-2011 05:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-12-2011 09:13 AM (13 years ago)
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Yeye full here
Posted: at 14-12-2011 09:13 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 14-12-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-12-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- thumble at 14-12-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-12-2011 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- all_d_audible at 14-12-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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its a very nice joke for all i care Evil
Posted: at 14-12-2011 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bend at 14-12-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: all_d_audible on 14-12-2011 01:29 PM
its a very nice joke for all i care Evil
Thats my sister
Posted: at 14-12-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 14-12-2011 09:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: all_d_audible on 14-12-2011 01:29 PM
its a very nice joke for all i care Evil

Evil  Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-12-2011 09:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 15-12-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Bend on 14-12-2011 08:51 PM
Thats my sister
hmmm...na ur mama born am
Posted: at 15-12-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 15-12-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2011 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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